A/N: My first fic in half a year, and it is utter silly nonsense. My only excuse for writing this down is that I was pretty sick at the time, and it cheered me up. Please don't hurt me too badly. Written on the level of a three year old, but rated for the slight innuendo.

I'm too lazy to look up "pillow" in Japanese, and "piropiro" is more fun to say for me, so just know that's what I mean here. -.-

ヂス ピロー

Once upon a time in PiroPiro Realm there was a pirogami named Ryuku. He lived a happy, pillow-filled life, until one day, during a pillow fight, his Desu Piro was knocked out of his hand! It had rolled under the bed, so Ryuku took a trip to fetch it. Lo and behold, there was an entire civilisation under there! In the land of Nippiro lay the Desu Piro, overlooked by all until an observant boy named Light picked it up. "Huh," he thought, "I wonder what this is..." Suddenly, a masked man drove up and started to rob the bank next door! Light ran over and whapped him on the head with the Desu Piro. The robber fell unconscious, and was arrested by the police minutes later. So began a new era! Light hit ALL the bad guys with his Desu Piro, and stopped crime across the country.

But that's not the end of the story...

A magical genius called L wanted to fight with Light. He realised no ordinary pillow could stand up to the Desu Piro. But not too far away, a pirogami named Remu ran a club called Lezzi-Lezzi Piro Haven, where MisaMisa worked. To reward her for her hard work, Remu gave MisaMisa a Desu Piro! L was watching, and kidnapped MisaMisa to steal her Desu Note. Finally L confronted Light, and soon they were whapping with a will.

But that's not the end, either...

Not too far away were two more boys called Mero and Nia, who had lifelong (strike)crushes(/strike) grudges against each other. After beating regular pillows to shreds, they were searching for superior piro technology. Mero kidnapped Light, Nia kidnapped L and both took the Desu Piro for their own. They would have started battling right away, but...
A random fangirl named Takada ran in and stole Mero no Desu Piro! She gave it back to Light, who then went to attack Nia with his special PiroPiro Doom Strike Kamehameha! But this was absorbed by Nia's pyjamas. Nia then tossed his Desu Piro back to Ryuku, who KO'd Light with his Ultra-Pirogami MegaPorce Attack!

But, guess what? That's not the end of the story!

As punishment for losing, Light had to make Nia's bed every day. This was some task, for Nia liked to hold giant sleepovers (including Mero, L, and Matt [who would have made an appearance here somewhere, but he was too busy playing Virtua Piro Fighter) with lots and lots of pillow action. But Light was still happy, because he could still invite all of his lovely ladies and lovely men to his own bed! So Ryuku took the Desu Piros back to the pirogami realm and no more havoc was wreaked in Nippirokoku.
Except in the beds of Nia and Light. ;-3

-OWARI-

Omake: FYI...

• Namikawa and Mido have their own special couch at Yotsuba&!Piro Corporation.

• Halle spends a lot of time at the LeziLezi Piro Haven...

• Mikami (a random fanboy) spends a lot of time in Light's bed. ❤

SQUEE! I promise that's all... sorry, if you had to suffer through it... may the piro be with you!

((Damn you, HTML... won't let me strike it. T--T Just pretend, my friends... ))