#I like reading rizzles text messages, but there aren't many fics out there in this format. It's not everyone's cup of tea, but my muse was calling! So here it is...
J: I don't wanna be an old cat lady :(
M: Are you watching Animal Hoarders again Jane?
J: Maybe. That's not the point though! I'm going to die alone :(
M: Dramatic a lot Jane?
M: And I didn't think that you liked cats.
J: It's 'dramatic MUCH' Maura! Stop trying to steal my sarcasm. It's all I have. You can have it after I die. Alone.
M: Well you won't be alone. You'll have your cats!
J: Maura stop. I'm being serious!
M: Jane, would you like to come over?
J: No. I don't wanna put on pants.
M: Would you like me to come to you then?
J: Nah I want to be alone.
J: No offense
M: Do you realize that you are conflicting yourself? How can I help you Jane?
J: Promise me that I'll always have you.
M: Jane, you are my best friend. I don't even want to imagine my life without you being in it. You will always have me Jane.
M: However you want me.
J: What does that mean?
J: Maura?
J: Do you mean you'll be like my fallback person?
M: Fallback person? Define that.
J: It's when you make a pact with someone that you'll marry each other if you're both still single at say 40.
M: Do normal relationship conventions apply?
J: Like what?
M: Sexual intercourse?
J: Well it's still a normal relationship, so yeah I guess.
M: Okay, yes.
J: Yes what?
M: Yes, I'll be your fallback person.
J: Oh
M: Will you be my fallback person?
J: Give me a minute to think about it?
M: Of course. Take your time.
J: Are we being serious right now?
M: I am.
J: So if I say yes, when we turn 40 we'll actually really get married and live together and be a couple and all that.
M: That is how you defined the fallback situation.
J: And we'd have sex?
M: Yes. Jane, you gave me the answers to these questions not ten minutes ago.
J: Yeah but this is different. Now it's actually applying to us. With our track records, there is a real possibility that this could happen. I thought you were straight.
M: I understand the situation perfectly. I am straight.
J: But you said we'd have sex? I have…lady parts.
M: Yes, I know you have "lady parts." Jane, you are hilarious!
J: You know? Or did you assume? You totally assumed!
M: You have been my best friend for almost a decade Jane, I felt that it was safe to assume that you are biologically female.
J: So you're straight but you'd turn for me? I like the sound of that.
M: I would do anything for you Jane, including loving your "lady parts."
J: Please stop putting quotation marks around my lady parts.
M: Jane?
J: Okay, yes. I'll be your fallback person too.
M: Should we have some legal papers drawn up? We need to decide on a specific date.
J: Do we have to wait?
M: Wait for what?
J: Can we fallback now?
M: You don't want to wait?
J: No.
M: Me neither.
J: I've changed my mind.
M: No!
J: I do want you to come over now.
M: Oh god! I almost had a myocardial infarction, Jane.
J: Sorry :)
M: Okay I'm coming. I'll be there in 15. xx
J: I'll be here waiting xx
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