One day, I walked to class and then I tried to find my teacher to ask her a question about an assignment. Then Mr. Bowman came into my classroom and said that my teacher went to apple for a training lesson. Mr. Bowman said,
"I need you to teach the class for today and I want you to do a good job!" Mr. Bowman left and then the whole class shouted,
"PARTY TIME!" The whole class started pulling out their iPods and iPhones and started texting one another until I got super annoyed with this situation and said,
"Everybody STOP!" The whole class started to look at me and then my best friend Ariel said,
"I think we should do something academic before we play lots of fun games." I agreed with Ariel's idea. We should get some smart facts sinking into our brains before we fry them.
"I OBJECT TO THIS STATEMENT!" objected Lucas. "We need to play more and more games so then we can get stupider and stupider every single second we gaze into the electronic world!
"Lucas, no one likes you since you're the annoying person in the class! commented Jayson. 'Why is he even in our class anyway!'"
"Good question." I replied to Jayson's remark. So then I made the students do one page of math homework on solving algebraic expressions then I allowed everyone to play on their phones for about half an hour.
"Yes I finally get what I want!" Lucas exclaimed.
"Teacher! Lucas is complaining about getting his way!" said Jasmine. I didn't respond to her complaint because it was a way to get Lucas into trouble.
"Can you please punish Lucas into the timeout corner for four and a half years, or maybe he can have trash duty, or maybe you can whack Lucas on the butt for about 1 million times, or you can…"
"Ok Jayson that is enough!" I said. "Lucas, I need you to stop breathing so hard in class because it spreads germs and then it can also be contagious to some people who are very sensitive to that stuff so please stop doing that or I'll have to send you to the principals' office!