Disclaimer: I don't own the Bible or SWAC. All I own is the computer I'm writing on :)

IMPORTANT NOTE: Yes, I'm Christian, and yes this is about Christianity, but I want to say that I don't want to offend any religion. I have friends of all other religions, and I love them dearly. I'm not trying to convert anyone, or shove gospel down your throat. If you want to learn more about Jesus after this, that's awesome, if you don't, that's cool too! I just don't want to offend anyone. :)

Love, Twipi :D R&R

Chad with a Chance of Jesus

I decided to visit Sonny today. She had just gotten back from church, and was getting ready to film. She always got so excited about this "Jesus" guy. I had no idea who he was. My parents never took me to church and the CDC is too busy to even try.

"Hey Sonny, how was church?"

"Awesome! We talked about the gospel today." They studied music in church?

"That's a great genre of music, Sonny!" she rolled her eyes.

"No, Chad. The gospel is the first four book of the new testament!" I gave her a blank look, "of the Bible. Chad, do you know anything about Christianity?"

"No, not really. I've never been to church."

"Chad, what do you know about Jesus?" Here was this Jesus guy again.

"Well, he wears cool sandals, and he has perfect hair."

"That's it?"

"Pretty much."

"Would you like to learn more about him?" I wasn't fond of learning, but I did want to learn more about this guy who was so much more famous than me.

"Yes."

"Well, he was a savior. He was born into really bad conditions. He was poor. Yet, he was the son of God." Seriously? God has a kid?

"God has a son!"

"Yep! That's Jesus! Well, he taught people a lot of things. He taught them how they should live so they could go to heaven. He wanted them to be saved from their sin. Sadly, people didn't like him."

"Why?"

"It's a government thing. They didn't like that he was getting more attention than the kings and such. So, they tried him under Pontius Pilate, and he was later crucified."

"What does that mean?"

"He was killed on a cross. It's a horrible death."

"And then what. This doesn't sound like a happy story."

"Then, he rose from the dead." Man, this guy is stealing my thunder!

"Is that even possible?"

"For the son of God it is. And now, our sins are forgiven. Jesus died for all of our sins. Isn't that incredible?" I'll admit. I was moved. I wasn't always the nicest guy, but Jesus. He was perfect. Then he died for people who hated him. That was pretty incredible.

"Where can I learn more about Jesus?"

"You can read the Bible!"

"I don't read."

"Well, maybe you can make one exception?" I thought about it. I did want to know more.

"Why not." Sonny handed me this really old, big book.

"Here's an extra copy. You can also go to church with me." That didn't sound too bad. I wanted to learn more about this Jesus guy, and I kind of had a thing for Sonny, so it was a win win situation.

"Sure, that would be great." She smiled and gave me a quick hug.

"Chad?"

"Yes Sonny?"

"Jesus loves you." It felt nice to hear that. I'm glad that there is someone who will always love me, no matter how much of a three-named jerk throb I am.

"Jesus loves you too, Sonny." And with that, she was out the door.