P.Q: Hello, folks! Welcome to… 'Sailor… Who?!' A SM/Yugioh Crossover/remake!
Created by Platerair Queen and mistykasumi!
The test of our humor, and anything else, that I can't think of! :P
The tale begins… with a less than likely hero… named: Ryou…
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'The Cat Who Called the Meow'
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"Ryou wake up in fifteen minutes, so you can be late for school!" Ryou's dad called out to the sleeping boy. What a dad! Letting his kid sleep in! Unfortuantely, (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it.) Ryou's dad decides to leave on a dig (This early?!), leaving Ryou to his little, cute, yet clumsy self.
Snoring slightly, with a little snot bubble forming on one side of his nostril, and drool sliding down his cute, little mouth – Ryou is peacefully, and irritably unaware that his life is about to change.
His alarm clock ticks the time off, slowly.
Ryou snorts loudly, as he awakens in exactly fifteen minutes, go figure. Sitting up, he rubs his eyes, and though still bleary, looks at the clock.
A scream, or a high-pitched shriek rockets the whole neighborhood, as Ryou is horrified by the time.
(P.Q.: Ryou's my fav. character… and we make fun of every character, for 'shits and giggles'. :P Not too much… but, yeah…)
"Oh, jumbo jehova-fats! I'm late for school!" Ryou yells, managing to rip some hair out of his scalp. In a whirl of smoke, and ten seconds later, Ryou is fully dressed and groomed for school, looking macho and adorable, as always.
Panting, he races down the stairs of his pink house… Which is strange in itself, since the only people living in the home are males. Must be a perk.
He screams, as his feet trip on the bottom stair, and he lands flat on his face. "Ow…" He groans, in obvious pain, and he gasps, "School!" Just that one word rejuvenates him, and he is back on his two feet, and charging out the door – like superman.
Because one of the authors is very bored, and has no time, the scene changes, Ryou going with it.
"What the-?" Ryou starts, scratching his head. He could have sworn that he was barely out of his driveway just a second ago. Shrugging it off, he walks merrily in the direction of school. Hearing some cat calls, and spiteful jeers, his body turns, and he curiously wanders to some cars.
"MEOW!!" The obvious cries, of a poor, kitty was heard by the cute schoolboy, and he rushed to the rescue.
Seeing some boys whacking at a already beaten kitty, he marches over to them, and kicks them with those powerful legs, muscular by soccer! (^__^) "-And don't come back!" He screams at the retreating figure, unknowingly quoting a line off of 'Beethoven'.
"Aww…" He coos at it, picking the helpless thing up. He then, blinks those cutesy eyes at the bandage on its' head. Without a second thought, he peels it off, and he winces as the marking glows. The golden light fades, leaving a beautiful side-up gold crescent.
He gasps. And because he's so clumsy, falls on his behind.
The indigo-colored cat just shakes its' head, annoyed. Glaring at the boy, the cat, identified as female (o_O), stalks off.
"Weeeird!" Ryou comments to himself, and gets up dusting himself off. He gasps for the second time, "Oh, no! SCHOOL!" He shouts up to the skies, causing people to look at him, like he's gonna blow up.
Now, because one of the authors, named Platerair Queen, wants to screw things up, she kills off the real scouts, and changes to whole timeline. Though P.Q. loves Sailor Moon, her sadistic self couldn't help it, and now… Ryou's life is going to change…
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Stay tuned for the next chapter of, 'Sailor… Who?!'
^___^ mistykasumi, your turn! :D