A/N: This story, is just going to be the Cullens(And myself and "sophie" aka Tay(and we're both human in this story, as opposed to our otehr stories where we're vampires as well =P).)...pranking each other, non-stop~Maybe even other people, like Mike and Jessica and Angela(but with less extreme pranks, seeing as they are not Vampires, they may not be able to handle some of the pranks they can dish out =P)~. (I was watching VH1's top 40 pranks 2...and it gave me some Ideas xD) So yeah, if you have Any funny suggestions then don't hesitate to comment and leave the suggestions. Also, yes, Carlisle and Esme will be involved with the festivities of pranking. Usually those two are left out of all the mischievous things the 'children' do. Carlisle and Esme are both young, only a few years older(Physically at least.) Than the 'kids'. And I figure, that sicne Carlisle's so fricking old he's got to have quite a few pranks up his sleeve, he's probably seen every trick in the book. Anyways, send me your ideas for funny pranks and I might use them later. Also!! This is before Breaking Dawn. So Renesmee isn't there yet and Jake isn't always hanging around so it's just the Cullens, and Bella. Also!!! I keep adding more things =/ but anyways. ItsaTay will help me write some of this, either by giving me prank ideas, or actually writing some of the chapters herself and giving them to me. So Enjoy the prank fest =D And note, most of these pranks will be extremely elaborate and dangerous for us poor humans, so don't attempt the more dangerous ones for yourself, or the oens that involve destroying things, unless you have the money to replace them So have fun reading this prank fest.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, cept for Taliana, and well I suppose Sophie, since I came up with the name for her but she Is based on my friend Tay...Also, any product that is used in my stories, (e.g. food products, certain brand names of things, if books are invovled, if mottos are invovled, video games, movies....etc.) I don't own them, I'm just borrowing them for the time being :3
Before the Pranking starts: Setting up of the Rules.
Third Persons POV:
The cullens were all sitting back and relaxing in the living room, Carlisle with one of his books, Jasper and Alice were attempting to build a humongous house of Dominoes, Rosalie and Emmett were staring at the fresh coat of paint on the wall, watching it dry, Esme was flitting around the room cleaning, while Bella and Edward were at his piano, Edward attempting to teach Bella how to play it and failing miserably. Tali and Sophie were listening to Tali's mp3 player, and dancing rather stupidly every so often.
Alice suddenly perked up, "I Just had an amazing vision!" she said with a grin.
"No she didn't." Edward said with a sigh.
"What was it?" Tali, Sophie and Emmett all said together.
Alice's grin streched from ear to ear. "We're going to have an epic prank war." She said with a grin.
"Prank...war?" Jasper asked looking up from the dominoe house.
"Not again." Carlisle sighed putting his book down.
"Again? You mean you've done prank wars before?" Sophie and Tali asked confused.
"Yes, we usually have one every decade or so. Last time it ended up with me having light blue hair and a light pink body...and I was called "Cotton Candy Man" by Emmett for two years." Carlisle said sitting cross-legged on the couch.
"I just pictured you looking like that, and that's freaking hilarious!" Tali said laughing to the point where she fell from her chair. "Who came up with that brilliant prank?" she asked as her laughter died down.
"Alice's." Carlisle said with another sigh. Esme flitted over to Carlisle, and sat in his lap.
"So we need to set up the rules." Alice said rubbing her hands together.
"Okay..." the family and two guests said together.
"Okay, rule number one you're allowed to tag team and have up to three people on a pranking team, No more. You can have less if you want, but the maximum is three. The pranking comenses at midnight tonight, and lasts until we run out of pranks or get too elaborate with our pranks and get noticed by the humans. Although, every time we try this it ends shortly after a year." Alice said with a grin.
"Okay then..." Everyone said thinking that Alice was finished with her rules.
"I'm not done yet!! The pranks are not limited at all, you can be as crazy and elaborate as you want...except for Bella Sophie and Tali, because they're human and probably can't survive some of our more elaborate schemes." Alice said.
No one said a word, thinking that Alice had more to say.
"I'm done now guys." She said.
"Oh. Okay." Everyone said and got up to go to their own area to plot away at their pranks.