Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers
FFVII
How to you meet Sephiroth?
Bring him lasagna and vodka.
Where is Aerith?
Throwing flowers into Sephiroth's cave to piss him off.
Where is Aeris?
Trying to convince people that SHE'S the real deal, NOT Aerith!
What is the Stupid Materia?
A dumbapple transformed by the Lifestream. Blame Genesis.
It turns you into a Genesis Copy.
Is Barret drunk yet?
No, but Reno is.
Can you PLEASE convince Cid to quit smoking?
No way, man. Do it yourself, I DARE you!
Why has Tifa abandoned me?
'Cause she found your Sephiroth photos.
Dude, where's the Buster Sword?
Stuck somewhere no one wants to think about...
Did you see Tseng?
Yeah, he's lookin' for ya. Said somethin' 'bout 15000 gil...
Why can't I master this materia?
It's made of chocolate...
To be Continued...
Cloud is in "The Land of Chocolate"!