Unicorn Cave

Emmet: Mr. Seyxeyboy

Alice: Frequentshopper

Rosalie: I'm2sexy4myshirt

Jasper: Mr. Emotional

Edward: Lion

Bella: OMG!BittenbyEddie!

Mr. Seyxeyboy: Damn I look good! I mean, seriously! WOOHOO! Porno music time! *porno music plays*

I'm2sexy4myshirt: Mhmm he's right everybody! *plays porno music with *

Frequentshopper: …….. Jazzy, do u sense something wrong here?

Mr. Emotional: ….. I'm not going to answer that…..

OMG!BittenbyEddie: CHICKEN in a bucket!!!! Salutations everybody!

Lion: Bella, why do you have that screen name?

OMG!BittenbyEddie: Because I'm a llama eating rainbows in the middle of a lake at night! Isn't it obvious EDDIE??!!

Frequentshopper: Yes EDDIE! And I'm her shopping ninja monkey sidekick! She can't eat rainbows by herself!

Mr. Seyxeyboy: Bella, have you been using my stash of crack again??

Lion: BELLA! You're a druggy? NO! Not the love of my life! Why does this always happen to ME! Tanya got high on candy and she got the same way you di- WAIT! Bella, let me guess, candy…?

OMG!BittenbyEddie: Maybe….. *evil smile* Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *goes off to unicorn cave to eat more candy*

I'm2sexy4myshirt: I'll go find her, the 'unicorn cave' is usually in your room Edward or under a tile in her bathroom.

Mr. Emotional: WAIT! She's a vamp now! She doesn't eat candy! Oh god no!! *goes off to the unicorn cave*

Lion: What does she stash in my room? Wait, your right Jasper!!! NO!!!!!!!! Bella, your on a STRICT no human diet!! *runs after Jasper*

Frequentshopper: Jazzy wait 4 me! *runs after Edward and Jasper*

Mr. Seyxeyboy: uhh………. This is akward…..

Squckmaster: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You will now be under the control of my Squck army with their foreign Squome Militia!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

*Squckmaster logged off*

Mr. Seyxeyboy: NO!! Must….. resist….powers…… AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spirals away into a pool of squcks and squomes with Sharon laughing evilly in the background, then lands on the ground in a dark hole* Agh… Where am I?

Christine and Amanda: 9,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall! 9,999,999 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 9,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall…!! *goes on till at 2 bottles of beer*

Amanda: HEY! I lost count! LETS START AGAIN!

Christine: YEAH!

Christine and Amanda: *starts song again*

Mr. Seyxeyboy: NO!!! The horror!!! *cowers in an invisible Emo Corner with Sharon laughing in the background*

-A few days later-

OMG!BittenbyEddie!: Disney world was so much fun, right Eddie?

Lion: Yes Bella! I had a splendid time!

Frequentshopper: Too bad Emmet couldn't come… *looks over to cage, where Emmet is being poked by Elyssa, Jenna, and Sharon with the song 'Best Friend' by Toy Box playing*

Mr. Seyxeyboy: *twitches* make *twitch* them *twitch* stop!! *spazzez out on floor*

Frequentshopper: He's finally cracked… Good work guys!

Elyssa: Thanks! Any time! *hugs Emmet* Bye bye Emmet! I love you!

Mr. Seyxeyboy: THE HORROR! I need Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face!! *cries in a fetal position on the floor*

Sharon: Hey, you guys wanna go to Wal-Mart and pretend to die dramatically in front of the security cameras?

Everybody: YEAH!!! *everybody skips off to Wal-Mart, whistling merrily, leaving Emmet to fend for himself*

Walter: Welcome to Walmart! Get your SHIT and get out!!