John and Mycroft holding their breaths.

Catastrophic music played in the background.

Sherlock*hesitating*: Molly please. Without asking why. Just say these words.

Molly: what words?

Sherlock *swallowing hard*: I love you

A long pause.

Molly*frowning*: of course I love you!

Sherlock*grinning like a little boy*: I love you too.

Mycroft*shock face*

John*shock face*

Eurus*the definition of shock*

Molly*surprised*: is that why you're calling?!

Sherlock: yup.

Molly*rolling her eyes exasperated*: you're an idiot.

Sherlock*chuckling*: your idiot.

Molly*smiles fondly before she hangs up*.

Mycroft*wide open mouth*

John*wide open mouth*

Eurus*wide open mouth*

Sherlock*looking to them smirking*: oh do your research! We're married for almost a year.

Mycroft*wider open mouth*

John*wider open mouth*

Eurus*wider open mouth*

Sherlock*frowning*: good you reminded me, forgetting our first anniversary would be a disaster I won't live to regret.

Sherlock*turning to his brother grinning*: while we're on the topic, congratulaaations, you're going to be an uncle.

Mycroft*faints*.

Sherlock*turning to his sister*: so what next sis?

Eurus*throws the remote with a groan and hits her forehead to the table*