Hey guys! Yes I'm back lol. So yeah as I was writing this as the bonus chapter it got a little too long and I thought wait...make it into sequel? I think so! So guys if you like it tell me whether I should carry it on or put it as the bonus chapter!

This is dedicated to my lovely friends who rock and make moi laugh at 3am XD; AmberlyNotKimberly, EmmettAndRose4Ever (she helped me with the idea) and SuperTwilightObbsessor, NotSoSlightlyCrazy

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Jacob was of course driving to the mansion at a ridiculously slow speed. It was slow even for Grampa C's standards.
'Dad c'mon there are people HONKING behind us!' Sarah, our daughter who was named after Jake's mom, complained.
I glared at him 'I don't want to get there late they've made dinner for us.' He rolled his eyes and I think slowed the car down more. A growl escaped my lips 'I'm warning you Jacob Black I'll set Edward on you and you know what happened when he found out why we were at Sam and Emily's so much.'

'Ew! Mom!' came the reply from both Sarah and Charlie, who was named after Grampa C..even though he's not dead. They'd seen worse the day I accidentally sent them the wrong memory. I chuckled remembering their faces but it soon turned to a smirk as Jake's foot slammed into the gas pedal 'Good boy.'

We arrived at my family's classic mansion in Forks. Jacob groaned again as he walked round to open the car door for me. The kids however were already inside the house.
Uncle Emmett! Sarah yelled CHRASH
Emmett that was my new coffee table! Grandma Esme growled
Its as old as you old lady so it isn't exactly new... Uncle Emmett snickered BANG

I sighed as more and more sounds escaped the house and helped Jake grab the bags from the back. A second later Emmett was running out of the house Esme chasing after him.
'You look well dear, be back in a moment.' She said pecking me on the cheek.
I face palmed 'All I wanted was a week of normality...but sadley I was born a Cullen.' I muttered under my breathe walking into the house. Jake followed looking annoyed as usual.

The kids we're nowhere to be seen but Mom was the first to greet me, I was in a hug that could have killed a lion. Although she'd lost her new born strength she was still the second strongest in the family.
'Hi mom.' I said prying myself from her. She smiled and nodded at Jake.
'Bells.' He smirked hugging her as well.
'Stink as much as always I see.' She laughed.

'Yet she still hasn't divorced it.' Dad muttered from the living room 'She must wear a gas mask most days to put up with that.'
Mom and I both rolled our eyes 'Immature idiots.' We said at the same time.
Jacob glared for a second before grinning evilly 'Hey Sarah! Charlie! Wanna help make a new exit in Grandpa Edward's study?' He called before setting off upstairs.
Dad sat there for a few moments before getting the idea 'Oh hell no! Mutt you fursplode through my window one more time and I'll skin you alive!' he snarled running upstairs himself.
Mom pinched the bridge of her nose 'Welcome home hunny.'

Ok I googled Jacob's mother's name because I don't remember reading it but the good people on Yahoo recon she was called Sarah so don't spam me for it XD
Also I don't know if you'll see it guys but this is a last minute dedication to you guys :)
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