Authors Note:
Mizuki: I don't own death note or any of the characters this is just my imagination being retarded :3
Light: isn't your imagination always retarded like the rest of you?
Mizuki: ¬_¬ ...L...
L: with pleasure *kicks light in the face instantly knocking him unconscious*
Mizuki: thank you :3
L: no problem.
(bold in brackets) or at the top and bottom of page = authors notes
underlined = lights thoughts.
italics = Ls thoughts.
bold = moaning
"italics in speech marks" or just one word being in italics = emphasis
L was sitting in his usual way -legs bent with his feet on the chair while leaning into a haunched position- as he looked over the possible evidence.(A/N- evidence that light is kira). The task force had already gone home so, the place was at least a little quieter, when light broke his concentration by suddenly asked something L believed to be the strangest question he could have been asked."L, why do you wear such baggy clothes?"."huh?". To L this was defiantly a ' Wait... What?' moment. "you know what I mean..."."HUH?". light was confusing L more by the second geez I'm starting to sound as clueless as Matsuda! L shivered at the thought. "why do you wear such baggy clothes? i mean you could be a girl for all i know!". light was now looking L up and down. "light-kun i assure you that I only wear baggy clothes because it is comfortable. Now can you please stop questioning my gender?"."only if we can go to bed now!". "why?" "BECAUSE IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!... Jesus Christ L.". " fine" L said in a whiny kids voice even though he knew it wouldn't have the same effect on light as it had on watari.
When L woke up the next morning (meaning at noon) he found himself tangled in the chain against lights body.how on earth did this happen?...oh yeah... we went to bed and for once I slept... and because light moves around like a hyper chipmunk in his sleep we must have become tangled... what a pain. UHH! light then woke up too.huh? he began struggling against the chain causing the chain to tighten severely around L. only now did L realize his arms were pinned to his back and now probably causing bruises.Ah! L yelped in surprise (and pain of course)."L?...L! Oh my GOD! I'M SO SORRY! ...are you ok?" "yes. i think so". huh? what's this? i know this feeling... i get it when Misa bear hugs me... it feels like L is a girl! and that her... are... *gulp* no i can't be thinking such ridiculous things L-is-a-guy. (A/N- basically it feels like L has boobies...he he he... boobies... sorry. on with the story!) "um... L... how are we going to get out of this?" " i have no idea but it is already noon... the task force must be wondering where we are..." "NOON!" light yelled with a jolt causing yet more tension in the chain. ow. "sorry.".
~Time Lapse~
By the time L and light were free everyone on the task force had gotten worried, more specifically Matsuda and Misa, therefore resulting in Light getting bear hugged by Misa causing a small gasp from light and L getting glomped by Matsuda causing L to cry out in pain surprising everyone.AHH! "L! are you okay? I'm sorry!" "don't worry... I am f-fine" I stuttered... damn. "L... come with me..."Misa said before dragging L off and much to lights dismay, being connected to L meant he had to come too, although Misa insisted that he stay outside of the room that Misa had dragged L into, light was now bored and barged into the room with the task force close behind him. Then upon entry they gasped at the sight before them. L was sat down normally, which in itself is enough reson to gasp, with his..er...i mean...her back to the door and had bandages all around his... her torso, yet another reason to gasp, including his... HER chest, but even with hi-HER chest covered the task force cloud see that L had... boobies (A/N- HAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! sorry i couldn't write that with a straight face :'D... yes I'm immature... deal with it.) "L?" light said voice shouting his surprise to the world."light-kun..." L whispered. then he...she remembered he... She was shirtless "G-Get OUT!" the men immediately left the room, leaving Misa and L to try to figure out what to do next.
Authors note
Mizuki: OOOOOoooooooOOOOOO! cliffhanger! sorry it's really short and if it's really bad but it's my first fan-fic so please go easy on me.
L: I am most certainly not a female.
Mizuki:i beg to differ!
Light: 0_o *is now mentally scared*
Mizuki: don't lie light you know you wish L was a girl!
Misa: LIES!*dies of rabid fangirlness*
Mizuki:.
Matsuda: please R&R? *puts on cute face that isn't very cute* :)
Light: clueless idiot.
L: agreed.
Mizuki:*nods in agreement*
Matsuda: Hey~!* whiny voice*