Hi, it's Ketsora again. These are some oneshots that I hope you enjoy! If you don't like them, don't flame. Just stop reading.
"Hokage-sama! The Kyuubi is attacking! He's already killed, like, a million jonin!" cried the Hokage's assistant.
"Go away," Yondaime sighed. He was deep in thought about his wife, who was currently pregnant with his first child.
"If the Kyuubi destroys the village, you, your wife, and your unborn child will be dead!" the annoying assistant pressed.
"I'll do some supah cool jutsu and save the world or whatever. Maybe even that Rasengan thingy I've been developing. Either way," he paused, "I ain't doin' it now."
The water in Yondaime's glass started to shake (like in Jurassic Park when the T-Rex came to eat the poor suckahs.) A large red eyeball probed the room from outside the Hokage's window.
"Sweet cinnamon rolls! It's the Kyuubi! Why didn't you tell me there was a 16 foot tall nine-tailed fox demon trying to destroy us all?" Yondaime squealed.
"I did," the assistant stated bluntly, "Now summon Gamabunta and SAVE US ALL FOR KAMI'S SAKE!"
"Who?"
"Gamabunta, your giant toad thing with the giant sword and the ability to spit oil."
"Ah. Gotcha."
And so, Yondaime marched out, summoned Gamabunta and waited for the Kyuubi to attack. That is, until he heard his wife scream and a baby crying. The wickedly smart Hokage formulated a plan. All he needed was that child.
Kyuubi lumbered over, and stopped.
"Giant, ugly fox demon… thing!" Yondaime challenged, "Come get me!" He focused his chakra to his palm, and converted it to wind energy. "Rasengan!" he shouted. Kyuubi winced as the swirling mass of chakra him 'im right between the eyes.
"Great, it distracted him! Well, not great 'cuz I wanted it to kill him, but in retrospect he's weaker now so I can finish him off. But now I need to use my only child, which isn't so great… or I could try that again and infuriate him which would cause the deaths of millions of village peoples. Hmm… kill millions of people, or potentially kill my only kid…?"
"Come on already!" a jonin cried. Kyuubi raised his orange paw and smacked the Yondaime Hokage into a building. Not just any building, but the hospital.
"Honey, can I take the baby?" Yondaime asked. "Why?" his wife asked. "Well, I need him so I can seal the Kyuubi into him and possibly ruin his life forever or kill him. Please?" Yondaime pleaded. But his wife had already died. (A/N Awwwww so sad…) "So it's a yes!"
Yondaime grabbed Naruto, climbed up Gamabunta's back and held the child in Kyuubi's face.
"Now, be SEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!" he shouted dramatically, throwing the baby into Kyuubi's face. The fox melted away and a seal mark and whisker-like marks appeared on the young blond.
Yondaime then tripped over a stick and imploded.
The end.
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