Rated T because of swearing and coarse language.

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Chapter One - The Beginning of a Horrible Trip

I crept up the creaking stairs. They used to scare me when I first came here, but it didn't matter anymore. I grew up and well… There was something that scared me even more at the end of the stairs. I took one step at a time, taking my time very, very, ver- "Nick… Stop wasting time, hurry and wake Rin up."

The voice startled me; I turned around, and smiled nervously, "Easier said than done Shari, you know how scary she is in the morning… And waking her up at 4:30am? I do not want a death wish." I replied to my sister. She's not my real sister, after all we look nothing alike, and we're all orphans: Rin, Shari, Rose, Joy and I.

We live in the church and at times the girls might be real troublemakers, but they're irreplaceable as my family. My sister stared at me with her blood red eyes, yes, she has red eyes, not abnormal, but they used to scare me all the time when I first met her. Who am I kidding; I'm scared of everything when I was young. Until I got used to it, I've always hid behind Mother Grace.

"When she's up… Just run away I guess." She turned and walked away; giving the only solution we all knew how to deal with when waking Rin up.

I sighed and continued up the stairs normally while trying not to make any sounds. I reached the door; I gulped "Rin are you awake?" I knocked on the door, but there was no answer, not even a sound. I reached for the doorknob, turned it slowly, and then walked inside.

It was dark, the curtains obviously weren't open. Without sunlight you couldn't see a thing in the room, not even where the light switch was. I felt the wall for the light switch and I flicked it on upon finding it. The light was too bright for my eyes at first, but then I got slammed against the wall and my view went all black.

It took me a few seconds but I worked out that a hand was covering my eyes, temporarily killing my sight. I figured as much as soon as I saw I was on waking duties, that today was my doomsday. "Nick… Wright…" The growling voice definitely meant my doom…

Although I was sitting down and having breakfast peacefully and happily, it would be nicer if I didn't have the scratch wounds on my face or an ice pack on my throbbing head. "Who the fuck told you to wake me up this fuckin' early?" Rin sweared like always, Rin is the most troublesome troublemaker in the church.

She swears, she drinks (but she never gets drunk), and she is very violent, as you can see. We're going to our annual camping trip today so I had to wake Rin up; it's very painful to wake her up. She has low blood pressure in the mornings, which makes her ten times more violent than she already is.

"How could you Rin…"

"What? You woke me up, who the hell wakes people up by turning the lights on, you trying to blind me?" Rin replied defending herself.

"No one dies from being blind..."

"So you were trying to blind me...?" Rin asked in a bloodlust tone, holding the knife with strawberry jam.

"Let's not beat Nick up already at 4:50am please." I said holding my hands up to my face, while backing off, trying to run away from this room.

Joyce came into the kitchen and sat down without even looking up from her phone, texting or playing games or whatever she does on her phone, same as always.

"Are you guys done yet?" Primrose, Shari's real older sister, came in to ask us. Her purple highlights really standout, if you see her in a crowd you would spot her instantly. No I am not calling her fat or anything like that, but that's just that, her purple hair stands out and is rare, that's all.

"Oi, you, answer me." When I snapped out of it, Rin's face was so close to mine I stopped breathing. She almost scared me to death. When something sticky touched my neck, I realized that she holding the knife at my throat and I froze.

"Uh… You're too close, too close!" I sweat dropped when she backed off so easily.

"Calm down, take deep breaths." I suggested.

"Are you doing Tai Chi?" Rin asked randomly until I realized I was lowering my arms down slowly.

"Uh… No…" I replied as Shar popped out of nowhere, leaned her chin against my head, and hugged me from the back, asking,

"You know we're going to be late soon right?"

"Nick, you fuckin' idiot, you woke me up this early, and we're still late?" Rin shouted at the back of the car as she started loading the back with our luggage.

"Don't blame me; we took more time since you decided to beat me up." I said as I tightened the rope holding the luggage at the top.

"Stop arguing and let's go already," Rose whined,

"How about we take your argument when we get there?" Shari suggested while on the other side Joyce opened the black door. She got in quietly while texting someone on her phone. It didn't take us much time to get in my black VW Touran; I worked really hard for this car.

I had 2 part-time jobs, came home late everyday, but it was worth it. I obviously had to take the driver seat; Rin was in the seat beside me, while Rose, Shan, and Joy sat in the back seats. But little did I know that I should have never thought about getting a driver's license, if only I had listened to Mother Grace… Maybe Rin would have spared me from being beaten to death…

"So… Are we fuckin' there yet?" Rin asked impolitely.

"Rin… You asked that for the… I don't know how many times you've asked!" I replied; I don't know if it's the 1000th or 10 000th time that she's asked that question. We have driven for about 5 hours; everyone in the backseat was asleep. I'm keeping Rin awake because she'll kill me if she sleeps in the car and wakes up again, but I did not expect the 'Are we there yet?' question being asked every 5 minutes.

"So… Are we…"

"Rin please, anything but that question!" I cut her off before she could swear and she answered with a sigh. An hour past and I asked, to check if she was asleep, "Rin… You're not sleeping, are you…?"

"No, I'm not, and are we fuckin' there yet?" she yawned before replying calmly.

"We're halfway there…" I muttered trying to protect myself from being hurt but Rin has really sharp ears.

"Half way… Only half way!" Rin shouted at the top of her lungs and woke up everyone from the back.

"So loud…" Joy yawned sleepily.

"Great Rin, you woke them up." I said sarcastically,

"… Are you being sarcastic with me? Do you want to be beaten up?" my 'sister' threatened me.

"I thought I told you two to take your argument when we get there…" Shari reminded quietly from the back seat.

"Heck, if we get there… No, when will we even get there in the fuckin' first place?" Rin cursed so loudly that the people in the car beside ours stared at us for a moment.

"Rin… Quiet down…" I tried to calm her down, but she swore a few more very loud curses. She is a bad influence to my sisters in the backseat… I just hope there wouldn't be three more of her; she the worst already.

Somehow the only time we were lively was when the car "exploded" from the back. I could see the sparks from the mirror and everyone else was surprised and dumbstruck. The car was out of my control, literally, and the car sped, over 150km/hour.

"What the... Nick!" Rose reprimanded me.

"I'm not doing anything!" I exclaimed as I put my hands up to prove my innocence. The wheel was turning by itself. The car suddenly screeched to a stop like and crashed into something. We felt like we were falling…

I don't know how many hours I was unconscious, but when I woke up I felt like I was floating. However, it was not for long did I begin to scream, I felt like I was falling... Falling… I fell on top of a tombstone, which was very strange, but disturbing the death was considered very rude in the church so I bowed and kept apologizing to the tombstone.

I had to admit I looked like one crazy and stupid dude, bowing to a rock with carved words on it. If I was as observant as Rin then I would have already noticed that I was no way near our destination and that there might be absolutely no way home. But I'm not that smart, sadly…

I kept bowing and apologizing and I didn't notice that someone was watching me from afar, or should I say two people were watching me from afar, staring dumbstruck at me who was bowing to a piece of rock. As I was brought up in a church, of course I couldn't help it for goodness sake, this was like… Common sense to me and it's perfectly normal. I didn't notice them until the shorter one of the two decide to sneak up behind me and demanded "Who are you?"

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Well this was written for my daughter (don't ask) when she was crying over how the second season of Kuroshitsuji doesn't have Ciel in it, but instead two new main characters. It's not like season one had any more characters to kill off. I decided not to post it when I first wrote it cause it was just for cheering her up, but then I started writing a few more chapters... So I thought, why not it'll help with English writing anyway.

This story is about five characters based of real life people I know traveled back in time to completely screw up the normal, dark, sinister, horror, mystery and psychological theme of Kuroshitsuji. Turning it into a more of a comedy, dark and mystery themes.

The real main characters of Kuroshitsuji: Ciel, Sebastian and etc are showing up in the next chapter. Should I write a profile for the OC or mention them in the story... Hm...

There won't be any pairings or whatever, unless someone asks for it!

Reviews, corrections, suggestions welcome.

Love it or hate it up to you.