A/N: Uh. Yeah.

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MTBT: Bloopers and Deleted Scenes

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Deleted Scene: Shikamaru is in a BIG hurry!

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In a rush, Shikamaru ran up the stairs leading to Tsunade's office. Instead of nearly breaking down the door as he expected, he actually DID break down the door. His eyes widened at Tsunade's irritated expression and she yelled loudly.

"SHIKAMARU! Do I need to defenestrate you to make you understand that you are NOT to break down my door?"

"N-No, I-" He is interrupted by Tsunade grabbing him by his collar and throwing him out the window. Next time, he would be sure to only NEARLY break down the door...

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Blooper: What Hidan wants

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Before granting Ino her wish, Jashin turned to his servant. "Hidan, you have also done well. What would you ask of me?"

Hidan nearly dropped dead from joy- though we know that's impossible- and loudly declared what he wanted. "Jashin-sama, I want a lifetime's supply of Pocky!"

"That... But Hidan, you will live forever..."

He crossed his arms over his chest arrogantly. "Well duh! You DID ask. And fuck it, I want my damn pocky!"

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Deleted Scene: Orochimaru is... a little busy now.

Orochimaru: Kabuto... come here.

Kabuto: Yes, Orochimaru-sama?

Orochimaru: -leer- ... -drool-

Kabuto: -shifts uncomfortably and adjusts glasses- ...

Orochimaru: -grab-

Kabuto: O.o

Sasori and Ino bust in on the compound suddenly, catching Orochimaru in a very compromising position...

Ino: Orochimaru, I- -sees what he's doing- Oh. Wow.

Sasori: Maybe we should... come back later.

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A/N: Well... a few short deleted scenes and bloopers that just didn't make it into the story.