A/N Ok, this is the new extended version of this chapter and this will be only the beginning of the saga. :D
I don't own Glee or the characters.
The Saga of Nightbird and Blonde Chameleon versus the Pink Dagger.
The four villains met under cover of darkness, shadows in the night. This was the start of their war against the Society. As they met, hunched in the evil lair of their new leader General Zod, they discussed their plans for bringing about the end of justice and morals. The end of the Society of Superheroes.
"So, I have gathered you all here to discuss this Society and how we can get rid of their disgustingly cheery happiness. We need to join forces and I propose we create the League of Doom. Pink Dagger you will be the first to go up against them. I need you to destroy their organisation with your heckling and downright deviousness." The General glared wickedly towards the three other members sitting in her new nefarious lair. The Honey Badger looked slightly puzzled as to why she was at this meeting, she had her own agenda to serve and it involved her ex husband. Sergeant Handsome was just smirking and looking at himself in the compact mirror that he had, narcissism really wasn't an attractive trait. The Honey Badger just looked at him disgusted, whilst the Pink Dagger kept shuffling his chair closer to the handsome villain.
"I will end the society General. I will poke them till they can be poked no more!" The Pink Dagger exclaimed dramatically, like the drama queen that he was, stealing a glance at Sergeant Handsome, who frowned and leant as far away from him, looking very uncomfortable.
"Excellent, and while you're at it can you get a new costume because you look like you've raided Barbie's wardrobe and put on her hideous super villain costume on the way here." General Zod pointed her thumb towards the door and sighed as he gathered up his fuchsia cape and flounced off in a melodramatic way.
"I love my outfit. It symbolises everything that I am!" The Pink Dagger shrieked out as he began to leave the League's new lair.
"Dear Lord, what the hell type of villain are you? Get out of my lair and get on with your mission. You don't deserve to breathe the same air as me." The General demanded of the Pink Dagger. Shaking her head she realised that the other two were still sitting, staring up at her expectantly.
"Well, what are you still doing here? Go, think of ways to get rid of the Society. Jeez, do I have to do everything around here?" The General screamed at them as they rapidly got up and ran to the exit, getting as far away from her as possible.
"Worst henchmen ever..." The General mumbled under her breath.
The Pink Dagger needed a plan, and to enact this plan he needed to redo his lair in cerise to help him concentrate. This was how he had infiltrated the local Lima store of 'Sheets and Things' in order to outfit his new lair and enact his dastardly plan.
Finding an innocent store assistant he honed in and used his heckling powers to secure their defeat under his gaze. The assistant would comply to his every request. He would make sure of it. Once the store assistant was under his thrall he barked orders for him to get all the cerise accessories that he could find.
"Yes master." The hypnotised assistant went off in search of the products to outfit his new lair. Excellent... Now I will have the strength to defeat all of the Society! The Pink Dagger laughed maniacally as he watched those around him cower in fear. He felt invincible.
"I see him Nightbird. What's your status?" Blonde Chameleon held his walkie talkie up to his mouth as he looked through the shelves at Sheets and Things.
The Society of Superheroes had had a call from a concerned citizen to the Society about the disruption of a well known villain at a local store in down town Lima, Ohio.
"Spotted him. I'm preparing the Night-tape. We will get this villain and save the citizens of Lima once more." Nightbird searched through his Night-belt till he found the industrial strength gaffa tape.
"Roger that. Will intercept to cut off his escape route." Blonde Chameleon moved around the shelving till he was in front of the villain at large.
"I've told you, no! I want it in Cerise, not rose pink, not dusky pink, not even magenta. Cerise! What do I have to do to get good service around here." The Pink Dagger shouted at the now cowering attendant to the store, the customers avoiding the aisle completely or looking horrified, frozen in place at the sight of this heinous villain. Blonde Chameleon stepped out towards the villainous Pink Dagger and used his powers of impersonation to distract the villain to give Nightbird the much needed time to ready his Night-tape.
"So we meet again Mr Anderson." Blonde Chameleon stepped forward, closing the gap between himself and the Pink Dagger, to ward off the evil from the innocent citizens.
"Blonde Chameleon. I see you have found me. Well you won't catch me! I will fit out my new evil lair whatever you try to do. You can't stop me." The Pink Dagger laughed insanely as he pulled his pink finger into a point, the other holding onto the store items, unpaid for. He stretched out evilly towards Blonde Chameleon, poking him directly in the chest, near to his heart.
"You have been poked, poked by the dagger!" Blonde Chameleon cried out in pain at the lethal poke of the Pink Dagger. He collapsed onto the ground as he saw the super villain run away into the streets taking the unpaid items with him.
"Blonde Chameleon!" Nightbird rushed to the aid of his fallen comrade. He had just secured the corner of the tape when he heard the cry of his superhero companion.
"It's too late for me. The Pink dagger has poked me. Leave me. Go after him, don't let my death be in vain." Blonde Chameleon whispered out to his greatest companion.
"No! I can save you. Wait Blonde Chameleon, I will find my Night-kit. Then we can go after him together." Nightbird rummaged through his Night-belt till he found his first aid kit. Getting the cream out of the small box, he squeezed some onto his fingers and moving Blonde Chameleon's costume to one side as he deftly unbuttoned his shirt a little, rubbing the cream over the wound.
"Thank you Nightbird. I think I will be ok now." The Blonde Chameleon managed to button his shirt up again, wincing slightly as the pain from the Pink Dagger's poke slowly left his body.
As Nightbird gave the blonde Chameleon a hand to get up off the floor, the Night-phone came to life, the call coming from Asian Persuasion herself.
"Asian Persuasion this is Nightbird. What is the situation?"
"You need to get back here. We have lost the location of the Pink Dagger and it is certain that this is not the last we will have seen him."
"We're on our way." Nightbird put his phone away and gave a curt nod to his companion.
"Come, we had better get back to base."
Getting back to the base they searched through the town with their scanners and other gadgetry but came up with nothing.
"I'm afraid that we have lost him for now. We will carry on seeing if we can gain any intel on his whereabouts but for the meantime you should continue laying low as your alter egos." Dr Y regrettably told Nightbird and Blonde Chameleon. "You will be better served protecting the general public by blending in and being on the lookout."
"Thank you Dr Y, contact us when you have further information. The two superheroes, weary from their encounter with the Pink Dagger, bid farewell to their comrades in arms and returned back to their homesteads.
The next morning Blaine Anderson went to his favourite coffee shop in order to get his morning fix of caffeine. He had not slept well the previous night in worry of what the Pink Dagger's plan would be and how many people might get hurt because of his nefarious scheming.
As he stood in line he felt a presence over his shoulder, one that sent shivers down his spine. He snapped his head around to look at what could be causing such sensations and came face to face with the Pink Dagger himself. He was defenceless against him and his wickedness in his citizens clothing and he quickly rushed his left hand towards the pocket of his jeans to grab the Night-phone and call for help. The Pink Dagger seeing what he planned to do, grabbed his wrist, dazzling Blaine with his predatory gay ability.
"Well hello there handsome, where have you been all my life!"
Blaine, stood frozen on the spot, unable to move his gaze away from the villain, feeling himself getting dragged under the mesmerizing spell of the Pink Dagger's predatory gayness.
"That's right sugar, come to daddy." Blaine could feel his body take a step towards the Pink Dagger. No! I must resist! Suddenly, from seemingly out of nowhere, a whip curled itself around Blaine's wrist and tore him away from the gaze of the Pink Dagger.
"It's alright now citizen. He can't be a vulture to you any more and leech your free will over you."
"Damn you, Femme Fatale and your womanly whiles!" His predatory gay ability would not work on her and his plan to capture Nightbird whilst he was vulnerable in his civilian cover had been thwarted. He turned tail and fled quickly towards his den to regroup before enacting his next plan to destroy the Society.
"Thank you Femme Fatale." Blaine smiled at his superhero friend. She had saved his life when it had almost been snatched from him. Femme Fatale squeezed his arm quickly before hastily exiting the coffee shop in order to pursue the Pink Dagger.
As Blaine got his coffee order in, the ordeal well and truly over, his Night-phone began to chime.
"What is the situation?" He answered, already running to his car to gather his superhero outfit.
"The Pink Dagger has been spotted in McKinley High itself. He is coming right to the very heart of our society. You need to get here fast! Before he can put any of his dastardly plans into action." Asian Persuasion told him rapidly over the phone, sounding panicked at the thought of Pink Dagger penetrating their base of operations.
"Roger that, I'm on my way."
Once Nightbird had joined the others at the Societies headquarters they were all greeted by the Human Brain, looking flummoxed as per usual.
"What has happened Human Brain?" The Human Brain pulled out her smart phone from her belt and talked directly into it.
"What has happened Kiki?"
"You have come up with a genius plan to save the day." The robotic message sounded out for all to hear.
"What is the plan Human Brain?" Blonde Chameleon asked hurriedly, afraid at what the Pink Dagger may already have done. He was a notorious villain within the society, heckling many and stalking people till they were afraid to reside in their own homes.
"We are using Asian Persuasion to persuade the Pink Dagger to stay put behind the bleachers until you get here Nightbird. Then you can use your Night-belt to save the day."
"Good plan Human Brain! Come Blonde Chameleon!" Nightbird swooped his cape as he turned and raced down the halls of McKinley High.
The two superheroes ran around to the bleacher and saw Asian Persuasion and Dr Y in trouble. The Pink Dagger had thrown some of his poisonous weed, causing superheroes to lose their abilities for a time, Chronic Lady at them and they were unable to use their superpowers against him. Only Asian Persuasion, keeping hold of his right ankle, was stopping his cowardly escape. About to run away for the second time, Nightbird and Blonde Chameleon swooped down to save the day.
"There can be only one." Blonde Chameleon called out as Sean Connery, one of his strongest attacks, as Nightbird got his Night-tape out and bound the Pink Daggers hands together behind his back, before he could poke anyone again. Once his hands were bound he used the Night-tape to bind his feet, thus disabling him from escaping. The heroes had saved the citizens of Lima from the Pink Dagger.
"You have been foiled once again Pink Dagger. Nightbird the Nocturnal Avenger and his companion Blonde Chameleon have captured you once and for all. Now we will leave you in the hands of law and justice."
Flipping his Night-phone out he dialled the police and without pause the police promptly arrived and took the Pink Dagger into custody.
"Thank you so much for your help Nightbird, Blonde Chameleon. You have saved our town from another villain. How can we ever repay you." Detective Smith shook the hands of the two heroes.
"We need no payment. Defeating evil is the only reward we need." Nightbird turned to his companion and they both nodded to one another. Today they had triumphed over evil.