This fanfic was based off a dream. A strange, strange dream. Btw I don't own Twilight AND I[OooApieceofcandy] am the main character.
So one dreary, soon-to-be stormy evening in Forks, I am at home in my large log cabin. I look outside and the only thing I can see for miles are trees, power lines and black paved roads. Sudddenly, I get a craving. A craving for…carrots, cucumbers and ranch dip. My mother, who is sitting at the dinning room table, was cutting up coupons and didn't look very busy.
I asked her,
"Mom, can you go to the market and buy me some carrots, cucumbers
and ranch."
She replied, "Sure honey. I'll be back in
around 20 minutes with them. Lock the door!"
She leaves and I
fee l satisfied. I look out the window again and see Taylor Lautner
sitting on top of a transformer, high in the air. He is able to see
everything in a 30 mile radius. He then sees this girl who is stuck
at a train, she looks upset. She gets out her truck and starts to
complain and cry. I walk away from the window and I receive a call
from my mom telling me she wasn't able to make it to the market
because it was about to storm and didn't want to take any
chances.
I am livid! All I wanted was some cucumbers, carrots and
ranch! Meanwhile, Taylor starts to feel sorry for the girl and he
wants to cheer her up. So he gets his little wolf buddies to go to
the store and buy some cucumbers, ranch and carrots. MY cucumbers,
ranch and carrots! W...T…F! So his wolf pack returns and hands the
girl the stuff. She is so happy. She gets across the train and climbs
up[ the pole and snuggles with him. I want to puke at the sight of
them.
Eventually, my wild cravings and anger gets the best of
me. I brake through the window, soar through the air, and attack
Taylor. He looks terrified seeing me. He pushes the girl off the pole
with him and I beat the crap out of him, take my rightfully mine food
and tell Taylor he owes me ten dollars.
The End!