I HAVE INSPIRATION TO WRITE NOW! I'm excruciatingly bored and have just read several very good fan fics. Here I go! My first attempt at something stupid.
Uh Oh…
By Junaberry Pop
"Mummy, what are you doing?"
"Oh, sweetie, daddy and I were just talking."
"-giggle-giggle- You and daddy talk funny! Hehe, your face is red, mummy."
"Rosie! Speak politely to your mother."
"Jesse, it's ok, I think she's just… curious."
"Oh, OH, OH!"
"Yup, yup, yup!"
"Well, Rosie, what are you curious about exactly?"
"Why were you and mummy naked on the couch just then?"
"-blush- Well, sweetheart, daddy and I sometimes do that, just like all other daddies and mummies. It's called s-."
"SUSANNAH! SHHH!"
"-giggle- Ok, I knew that! Mrs. Murchison and principal Price do that sometimes too, in the bathrooms. Sometimes we go and spy on them! –giggle-."
"RING THE SCHOOL, JESSE! NOW!"