We have a paediatrics department!

by KakeruTamaki

Hitsugaya finds, to his surprise, that the thirteen court guard squads have a paediatrics deptartment; thanks to a slip of the tounge from Matsumoto. Hitsugaya takes it upon himself to investigate while Rangiku is told by Yamamoto to deliver a prophesy(Looking to delete my page, let me know if you want to host this story)

1. Chapter 1

"WE HAVE A PAEDIATRICS DEPARTMENT?!"

Toshiro spat his tea across the desk. "Since when in hell did we have a paediatrics department? Why did no one even think to tell me?!" He raged at Matsumoto. Rangiku was stretched out on the sofa in her captain's office and had just let slip something that she had forgot was meant to be kept top secret.

"Calm down captain! You'll wake the entire of Seireitei if you're not careful! Besides, only the nice shinigami are supposed to know anyway."

"What do you mean 'nice'? Aren't I 'nice'?"

"It's nothing personal captain, it's just that, well, sometimes your demeanour can be a bit cold. As well as that you're not long out of the paediatrics department yourself."

"Matsumoto..!"

"Ok! Ok! Well, the paediatrics department is supposed to be kept under wraps, simply because if a human under the age of twelve were to die, they'd find it a struggle to settle into the Rukon district straight away. The paediatric Shinigami are well trained in prepping the young kids for the soul society!" She yawned sleepily. Honestly, she didn't know what the fuss was about. It's not like it's that big a deal!

"So, who's in charge of this paediatrics division?" Captain Hitsugaya asked, now clearly trying to gather all the information he could so as not to be left in the dark about it any longer. Rangiku paused.

"It was Ichimaru... before he left." Rangiku sat up slowly, facing away from the captain. Hitsugaya could not think of a worse person to put in control of children. Surely the sight of Gin's smile would scare them half to death? Not that they weren't dead already...

"So, who's there now?" Hitsugaya asked impatiently.

"There's two of them I believe, the captain is called Mystere. The vice-captain; Sheldan."

"Hmm."

"Anyway captain, isn't it time you went to bed?"

"This is my office Matsumoto! Not to mention that it's your reports I've been filing for the past three hours!"

"My bad! My bad!" She said, standing to leave. She took one last look at her captain who had begun putting away the mass of papers piled upon his desk before she swept from the room into the dark corridor at the centre of the tenth squad's barracks.