Ok. Let's get this out there. This started out with me bored out of my mind, combined with the randomocity (lol that's not a word) of my sister and I put together and I was hyped up on Breaking Dawn excitement because I had just finished the book. So, this is random? Yes. Crazy? Very much so. Stupid? I don't know. Why don't you review and tell me? –wink- :D

Anyway. I don't own MR. JP does. We all know that.

Ok this one is between Fang and Max. Third person POV. Fang is talking first and anything that is on the same line is the same person. Hope this makes sense. Way OOC. No FAX, though. Sorry. You'll just have to tough it out. –more winking- I'm just in an insanely happy mood right now. Now clue why.

Oh my crap. That was long. You get cyber cookies for reading this whole thing, though. ENJOY!

"Hi," Fang said.

"Hello." Max answered.

"Dude, what's up?" He replied.

"Sup, man?!" Max continued, trying to be as outrageous as possible.

"That is so dope."

"Wait, what?" Max asked.

"Your pancake is dope."

"Oh, got it." Fang meant the pancake Max was eating.

"Yeah, Dopey is dope, too." Fang said.

"Oh, man! Yeah, I know! He is so awesome! Like, tre dope!" Max said. Dopey is pretty awesome, she thought.

"Oh, yeah do you know what else is dope?" Fang asked her.

"Dude, what?!"

"Oh. My. Gosh. Cornflakes!"

-insert simultaneous screams of joy here-

-both become suddenly, seriously serious-

"Yes, we must," Max said, practically reading Fang's mind.

"I know. It calls to me," Fang said solemnly.

"CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" they both yelled excitedly.

-both run to the kitchen in a frenzy-

"I have filled myself with the great, random, dopeness of cornflakes." Max said in an extremely girly voice. "I wonder how many calories that was. I bet I will get fat."

"Oh, I know! I seriously think I look a centimeter bigger!" Fang squeled in just as girly of a voice.

"What else is dope?" Max wondered.

"Hmm… Definitely iPods that magically appear with any songs that we want on them" Fang said.

"I, like, totally agree." Max said still in a girly voice.

-iPods magically appears-

"Oooo! What is a really stupid, annoying, or pointless song that we also love?" Fang asked.

"Oh, I know!" Max stated.

"What?" Fang asked.

"What?" Max replied.

"What what?" Fang questioned getting a little angry.

"What what what?" Max said in a bored tone.

"Wait?!" Fang said, definitely annoyed.

What?!" Max exclaimed.

"What song fits those categories that I don't want to repeat, but could've and should've because it would've taken so much less time? Wait. Was that a question?" Fang asked, doing the teenage hip-pop.

"Shut up." Max stated bluntly.

"What?" Fang whimpered.

"Can it." Max said bossily.

"Why do you do this to me?!" Fang cried out. –runs off and cries-

"I like water. Water is dope and veggie. Very dope. Very veggie. Very…vegope! Extremely shmexy, too. Let's see…Shmexvegope?" Max started rambling.

"That sounds like you combined Mexican, vegetarian, and dope with a lisp!" Fang yelled, coming back from the other room puffy eyed.

"Shut up!"

"Make me!"

-evil glare-

"Okay! Shutting!" Fang whimpered again.

"Good! Now I can think!"

-insert some loud, annoying repetitive noise here-

"I thought I told you to be quiet!" Max yelled.

"You did. Max, is your memory going bad or something?" fang asked innocently.

"Ugh! Slap your gramma! Do something besides bugging me." Max said, still angry.

"That's the spirit! Slap that gramma!" Fang said joyously.

- Max storms out-

- Fang parties to Lip Gloss by Lil' Mamma without Max-

-Max comes back in to party-

"Oh noes, Max! I back-spaced my A!" Fang hollered sounding worried.

"What?" Max asked confused.

"What?" Fang questioned, just as confused.

"What what?" Max said.

"What what what?" Fang asked almost in tears because he didn't get it.

"Wait?!" Max demanded.

"What?" Fang asked again.

"You did what to your what?" Max said alarmed.

"Huh?"

"Oh just forget it!" –Max leaves again-

"Whoa, I thought you left fast the first time, but you are like…-in a bad accent- Speedy Gonzales! Max? Maaaaaaaax?" Fang said. –gets bored and leaves-

Alright. What do you think? Funny or just stupid? Review and let me know! I just redid it so that it made more sense (I hope). Flames welcome!

Thanks to my best friend, walkthewalktalkthetalk, and my truly amazing sister, humanblackhole, for the hilarious quotes and inspiration. You guys rock!

Oh, and I would like to say thanks to the following for reviewing my last story:

humanblackhole

walkthewalktalkthetalk

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MISC951

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