The MisAdventures of Felix the Cat

: Welcome to the Misadventures of Felix the cat. Felix the cat is a character based on my friend, flame–tiger. She's helping me out with the story. We'll be doing a script-ish dialogue before each chapter, whenever we seem to be doing something, it will be in bold. I'm not sure where she is now though…

-Flame tiger bursts in out of nowhere-

Me: -stares at a jewelry covered flame- Where in hell were you? And…what are you wearing?

Flame: I was out. Like my bling? -Takes a step…and falls-

Me: -backs away- Uh… yeah, I'm just going to start the story now…

Disclaimer – I own Rayne and Felix. And I think the pirates too. Otherwise, I own nothing –mutters- although I wish I did...

Felix flashed her fangs in a grin. She had been waiting for this day awhile now. She was at the beach. And what a good day it was to be there. The sun was shining the temperature was perfect. A lot of people had the same idea as the cat-demon too. Many people were on the beach, and it looked like some of the orders were having a day off there. "Fun time starts…..now!" Felix yelled out. She took a step forward…and promptly fell down about two meters. Felix groaned as she hit the ground, with swirls in her eyes.

"I thought cats always land on their feet." A dry voice said. Felix blinked and looked up. Rayne stood looming above her, cocking an eyebrow. "They always do!" Felix retorted, staring back defiantly at the commander. "Then why are you on the ground?" Rayne snickered.

"Whatever." The cat huffed. "Help me up!" Rayne crossed her arms and looked out to sea. "I don't think so." "Help me up!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "Fine then." Rayne reached a hand down to Felix, who was smiling in triumph. "Thank you." Rayne, whose face was emotionless, suddenly grinned evilly. "Don't thank me yet." Felix looked at her in confusion. "What do you mean by tha-"Felix's sentence was cut off as Rayne flung Felix up. "NNNNYYYYAAAAA!!!!!" She screamed out as she flew through the air.

'This reminds me of when we first met.' She thought as she sailed through the sky.

-Flashback-

Felix (as her child self) walked across the playground, up to little Rayne, who was playing in a sandbox, slowly. "See-saw?" She pointed to the afore-mentioned behind her. Rayne looked up from her sand castle, look to the see-saw, flashed a cool glance to Felix, and shook her head. "No." "Please?" Felix whimpered out, staring at her pleadingly.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"Fine."

A clearly annoyed Rayne gritted her teeth, and glared at a cheering Felix. She stood up, brushed herself off, and walked over to the teeter-totter. Felix quickly scrambled after her. She jumped up onto it, and sat down quickly. Rayne took her place on the other end, and pushed them off. Felix seemed to be having the time of her life, but Rayne was clearly bored. Suddenly, a mischievous gleam came to her eyes.

"What're you doing?" Felix asked Rayne, as she suddenly jumped off her end, leaving Felix on the ground. "You'll see." Was her answer. Felix twitched one of her ears, and blinked confusedly at her companion, as she jumped up onto the fulcrum of the playground equipment. Felix only had time to blink once more, before she was launched into the air when Rayne jumped down onto her end. Rayne dusted her hands off and shaded her eyes as she watched Felix fly off into the distance.

-End Flashback-

"…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Felix continued screaming. A loud SPLASH was seen and heard as Felix hit the water. "Nya! Help! I can't swim!" The cat-demon started flailing in the water, screaming for help. Rayne ran up to the shore. "You know you're only in shallow water." She drawled, cocking her hip to the side and raising an eyebrow at her. "NYAA-" Felix froze suddenly, blinking and stood up. She looked down at the water, looked around herself, sat and started screaming and flailing again. "NYAAAA!" Rayne rolled her eyes and sighed. "You're an idiot."

After Felix had finally been dragged out of the water, she had decided to go off and do some beach-combing. Had it been anything else, Rayne would've come with her. She thought beach-combing was perfectly safe. Oh how wrong she was.

Felix skipped along merrily, holding her bucket full of things she had found by her side. "There's one!" she yelled out, and ran forward to scoop it up. She smiled proudly at it, and held it up to the light to examine. That's when she noticed it; she was standing in front of a huge cave entrance. "Coooooolll…" she gasped out. She dropped her bucket, swished her tail, and ran into the cave.

"Why is it so dark in here?" she mumbled as she bumped into another stalagmite. She wandered through the darkness for another hour or so, before she came to a well-lit peculiar room. It had a waterfall and a lake in the midst of it; but the oddest part, was the pirate ship in the middle of the lake.

"Wonder how that got in here?" Felix thought as she bounded up the entrance plank to the ship. Once she got into the deck, she gasped at what she saw. "Treasure…" she breathed out as he golden piles of …gold glimmered in front of her. "TEASURE!" Felix jumped into the gold and laughed out loud. She started swimming around in the gold and 'Nya'-ing over and over again.

Suddenly something grabbed her by the shirt collar, and she was face to face with an angry pirate. "Aaarrrghh, what do we have here?" He snarled and looked into her eyes angrily. "Ah, well, I was just looking around, ya know, I'm new here, I got lost …… so heh, I'll be leaving now?" Felix grinned nervously. "I think not, matey." He said evilly.

He dropped her on the floor, and suddenly an army of pirates were surrounding her. "Take her to the brig, and lock the cat up!" The pirate captain roared (He's the guy holding her). "Oh yeah, well your a stupid, fat pirate who has British teeth!" Felix yelled as one pirate picked her up again, and dragged her to the brig.

The door slammed shut, and Felix snarled and ripped at the door. "I am not a cat! I am a-" Felix froze again and mewed happily. "Yay!!" She started ripping at and mewing at the curtain that she saw at a blinding speed. "Nya! Nya! Nya! Nya!!" Felix stooped 'Nya'-ing as soon as she realized the curtain was gone. "Nyaaa…" She sighed out, and scratched where he curtain was. Her ears twitched at the clinking sound it made.

She looked up curiously. A window. A grin made her way into Felix's face as she busted out of the window shattering the glass into a million pieces. "Nya!" She yelled out as she sprinted through the cave. "I'm FREE!! F-R-E-" Felix was cut-off as she ran into something near the entrance. She groaned and looked up to see a glaring Rayne. Rayne's eyes hidden, she growled, picked up her tail, and threw her into the air. "NNNNNYYYAAAAA!!!!!!"

To be continued…

So, this is a collection of silly-fics, all centering on the antics of Felix. As I said, flame tiger will be helping me out with them. Expect more soon. Oh, and as you can tell from the story, Felix says Nya a lot. Nya basically translates meow in japanese. And Felix is part cat demon, so yeah. Any comments before we finish, Flame?

Flame: -still on the floor- Don't do drugs! Stay away from MJ!

And…yeah….what she said. Anyways, the theme for the next chapter:

Felix is a superhero! That no-one…wants the help of. Review, don't review, your choice. Laters!