Sponge Bob Fantasy LOL

Once upon a time, there was this sponge called SpongeBobManePants. He was a silversmith even though he's dreamed of being a knight like Sir Larry. His best friend, Patrick was also a silversmith and his partner. However, Patrick's ware would always come out black so he was technically a blacksmith.

Anyway, the king's name was King Krab and he had a daughter named Pearl who became a hobo on the sneak. King Krab's servant was named squire Squidward and he was really depressed. One time it was joke night and the castle and the squire asked the king, "What do you call a fish that pats crabs?"

"What?" Krab asked.

"Krabby Patties" he laughed.

Yeah… the joke was so bad he was sent to the brig.

One night, Sir Larry and others had to fight the evil dragon called a UniDragon. Its half unicorn half dragon so whatever. Sir Larry rode night and day until he reached the cave of the evil dragon. Sir Larry held up his sword and yelled with all his might as he charged to the dragon to stab it. Unfortunately, he wasn't victorious. A penguin stabbed him before he could get to the dragon.

So King Krab made this decree, "Whoever slays the UniDragon, will become my knight and have a big reward." Spongebob heard of this and accepted the challenge. All the other folks thought he was crazy and just laughed. A Hobo (not pearl) came up to him and asked, "If you die, can I have your snail?"

"Will you take care of Gary?"

"No I just want dinner."

"NO!"

"Then can I have your shoes?"

"NO!"

"What about your soul?"

"Hmmm… You got a deal!"

They shook hands on it and agreed. Spongebob went over to Patrick's house and said, "Guess what?"

"What?" he asked eating his hand.

"We're going to become knights!"

"We're going to become to become the night?"

"No! Not that night! Knights! Night with a K!"

"Awwwwwww. I wanted to become the night."

Hmm. A pink night? Pink sky?, thought Spongebob.

"Enough about night time! We're going to slay the dragon!" Spongebob yelled again.

"What?... cool…"

"I know right"

"Write what?"

"Never mind."

They dressed up in their best outfits which were there nice suave suits. "I don't think we're supposed to fight dragons in this." Patrick suggested.

"Aw, who cares? Let's just go."

They ran all the way to the castle and saw none other than King Krab. They were drooling because he was so majestic as they saw his kingly features with their big popped out eyes.

"Who are you?" the king asked.

"I am Spongebob and this is my friend Patrick. We are here to kill the dragon."

King Krab's eyes popped out and he just laughed. "You're going to kill the dragon. I can understand Pinky here with his fatness giving him at least a little strength but_"

"Hey! Who you calling fat? If I'm fat, then what's that?" Patrick asked poking the king's belly.

"Hey stop it! You guys look as weak as my mother. Your not fight that blood hunger beast!"

"Please??????????" They both begged acting like angels.

"No!"

"Pretty please???????????" They begged more.

"No."

"Pretty please with a cherry on top????????????"

"Sigh. Fine!"

"Yayz!"

"But if you die… can I get your money?"

"No!" They both yelled.

"Fine. Fine." King Krab said tried to relax them. "Now go!" he yelled pointing the finger out the door.

To be continued…