A/N: This is written in script form. I was making this up, just pulling things from my head, it was easier to write down that way. We mostly just did dialogue. This story isn't meant to be good. It was made to make my friend and I laugh. I don't expect any of you to find it as hilarious as we do, you won't understand everything we've put into it. We've taken elements from other movies or TV shows, or just our lives, that we've found particularly hilarious. It's a collaborative effort between us. I came up with the first chapter, him the second, we'll keep alternating like that.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything you may recognize from this story. You may think we are twisted for writing this, but it takes a truly twisted mind to come up with something like the Teletubbies.
An asteroid soars toward the ground in Tubby Land.
Dypsy: Mind the asteroid Tinky Winky!
Tinky Winky: Pardon?
Lala: Ooooohhh Noooo!!!
Poe: Damn, this is some scury shit!
D: Ooo! I am scured!
Asteroid hits land. Fires sprout up everywhere; everything is mass chaos. Rabbits are running around squealing, on fire.
Baby in Sun: (with tear rolling down cheek) Why?
The rabbits jump in the tubby custard as an attempt to extinguish the fires. The custard is flammable so the rabbits erupt in bigger flames. The rabbits get tubby custard all over the place.
T: Who spilled the tubby custard?
Tinky Winky goes off searching for the culprit. He finds burnt rabbit carcasses all over the place. Then all the Teletubbies begin to glow. Images of death and destruction flash across their stomachs.
Baby: (tear) Why?
Lala begins to sing Fergalicious.
D: (to Lala) Not another word?
P: Uh oh!
Tinky Winky begins to sprout donkey ears.
T: (tugging at ears) Oh Oh! What's happened?
Laughing gas is released from the asteroid. Dyspy, Lala, and Poe fall to the ground laughing, unable to breathe.
T: Ha ha ha! Go on, laugh! Make jackasses out of yourself? I am through! This is the end!
Tinky Winky begins to walk off, ignoring the puddle.
D: (through laughter) Mind the puddle Tinky Winky!
T: Pardon?
L: (through laughter) Mind the puddle Tinky Winky!
T: Pardon?
P: (through laughter) Mind the puddle Tinky Winky!
T: Pardon?
Tinky Winky steps in the puddle. It consumes him; water splashes on the other three, making their laughter cease. Then the water multiplies and floods Tubby Land. The giant pinwheel begins to spin and the water disappears. The tubby toaster goes haywire and ejects tubby toast everywhere.
P: Too much tubby toast!
D: (to toaster) Just whooo do you think you are?
Toaster: (in high pitched voice) Who?
In order to escape the tubby toast Tinky Winky forces Poe on her scooter and hops on the back.
P: I think we should wait Tinky Winky…
T: Just Drive!
Poe begins to drive and runs over Lala, who is still singing and dancing. They keep going until a giant flaming rabbit comes out of the ground in front of them. They drive back toward their home (where the vacuum has cleaned up all of the tubby toast) to find Dypsy still arguing with the toaster. The rabbit begins throwing fireballs. Tinky Winky closes the door; Lala gets in just in time after being singed by a fireball.
A/N: Duh! Duh! Duh! What're the Tubbies going to do about the rabbit? Has Dypsy gone crazy? Is Lala okay? Find out next time on Tubby Troubles.