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If u luv the HSM chronicles, this story is FABULOUS 4 yuu ;)
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One day Troy Bultin and Gabriela Montezaronii xo were hangin out in their lil cafeteria table for some reason and then that MONIQUE chick came ovah and spoiled their covoh by ordering a double cheezeburgah frum the local Crackah Barrel. With a swift flick of her hand, the burgah was devoured in half a second. Drool and mayo dripped down from the corners of her mouth while the last bite was being swallowed. She then ordered an extra large carton of french friez, which she eyed greedily with hunger while they were making them for her. She snatched the fries and shoved the entire carton in her pompous mouth, while splattering Gabriella and Troy with gallons of ketchup, xo.
"Oh, Monique!" Gabriella screeched, "Bret Ryan is coming here to East High today for a High School Tour to get some new hawt young fanz! What am I supposed 2 do now guurl? This is gonna take FOREVAH 2 wash out, hun!"
"Geez, Nique" Troy sighed.
Monique swallowed her last few friez and stared up at Gabriella with a dazed look on her face. She couldn't believe that THE Bret Ryan wuz comin 2 East High. Broken hearted, Monique decided to eat some more food for comfort. She was sad because she luvz Bret, but she didn't want to tell her steady boyfriend, Chad, her secret feelingz 2ward Bret. She always thought that she'd never get 2 him, so she settled 4 Chad, xo. Today was her chance. She WOULD make Bret Ryan notice her.
Monique was still hungry after her light lunch, so aftah school, before Bret's concert at school at 7, she stopped by McDonald's. She picked up a McFlurry, a triple Big Mac, extra large fries, chicken nuggets, and a deep fried hotdog. She threw it all down her yap at once, occasionally chewing. She then ordered a large coke to wash it all down.
When she arrived at her house, Monique decided to change her outfit. Her current shirt was slopped over with grease, ketchup, mustard, relish, and mayo. She also noticed the large spots of coke all over her pants. With a sigh, she changed into a slimming red dress, to get into school spirit. It was 6:45! She quickly fried a burger for the road, drenching it in ketchup, mayo, and mustard. She then dashed out the door.
"Oh hey, Gabriella!" Monique choked out the wordz, taking a nice big juicy bite of her burger. Some ketchup splattered on Gabriella. She made a face, and ran away.
And that's when she saw him.
Bret came dashing down a catwalk, his hair lookin as spiffy as evah. He ran to a piano and started playing that song he had that music video for that was constantly playing on the family channel. Monique knew every word.
Bret eyed Monique with interest. Chad eyed Monique with betrayal. Monique knew how to take care of this. She was still hungry, anyway.
"CHAD!" Monique squealed. He looked, and the last thing he saw was Monique launching toward him, stomach grumbling, face hungry. Chad tried to scream, but he was too late. He was already quenching Monique's hunger, settling into her stomach.
Bret held a hand out to her, and she joined him on the stage. He took her out to dinner that night, and watched her inhale all the food she could eat at the Cracker Barrel, Monique's all time fave restaurant. The lived happily evah aftah.
THE END.