UPDATED JUNE 5, 2007!
Author's Note:I was just looking at my profile... Then I reread this fic and said 'Oh gah this needs extreme polishing! It's so horrible!' And I forgot to mention the characters are OOC...
DISCLAIMER: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto and its characters not me...
Something prettier than a flower
Lee was walking towards his team's training grounds. It was a wonderful sunny day. The trees bore bright read apples and the bushes were dotted with flowers of assorted colors. He seemed to be in an extremely happy mood, since he was skipping around singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song. Then he saw a girl with long brown hair from the corner of his eye.
'Wow! She's beautiful! Maybe I should ask her name!' Lee thought. Lee approached her and asked her name.
"Sorry, but I have to go now. I have to make breakfast. Besides, I can't talk to a stranger I have never seen in my whole life," The girl said, disgusted of Lee's looks.
"We shall meet again, youthful flower! My name is Rock Lee, by the way," With that he continued his way.
"Lee! What has gotten into you?!" Gai screamed at him shaking his shoulders violently.
"Nothing. I just saw the prettiest girl I have ever seen," Just then he was hit by a kunai that Neji deflected when Tenten threw it at him.
"Gai-sensei! I am youthfully ready for my training!"
"That's the spirit!" With that, they trained.
"Maybe you should write her a letter," Neji suggested while they were having a snack. (A/N: Wha? Team Gai havin' a picnic?!)
"Good idea! But... how should I start it? I usually go straight forward..."
"Try making a poem," Tenten said.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, when I flush the toilet, I remember you," Gai stated dramatically while posing with a red rose hanging from his mouth.
"What?! That's terrible! Ask Neji!" Tenten screamed.
"Hey! This ain't 'All That'! You're making it sound like I'm Ashley in 'Ask Ashley'!" Neji exclaimed. Wait, he watches 'All That'? 0.0
"I'll give you tips, first, tell her about her eye color, then make a statement that rhymes with it, then tell her the good things about her and make them rhyme."
"How come you know all of that? Have you got experience?" Gai asked curiously.
"No. My cousin watches soap operas a lot," Neji said coolly.
"Oh," After this Lee went home and worked on his love letter.
◘•The Next Day•◘
Lee was standing on the spot where he saw the girl. He was wearing a tuxedo and was holding a pink envelope with scent that read 'To Mystery Girl From Rock Lee'. Why he was wearing all that when all he had to do was give a stupid love letter to a girl was beyond him. So anyway, he spotted the girl and gave her the letter and then she opened and read it.
She chuckled a little and returned the letter and the envelope to him. "Why? Do you not approve of my love to you?"
"It's not that. I'm afraid to disappoint you, but I'm not a girl."
Lee fell to his knees, threw his arms in the air and screamed at the top of his lungs. "What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Do I have to go through this every time? With that, the girl, rather guy, turned around and entered a nearby store. "Can it be? Is he a part-time cross dresser, part-time prostitute?"
When he came out of the store a couple minutes later, Lee approached him in a miserable manner and asked, "M-may I-I please k-k-know your n-n-n-name...?"
"It's Haku,"
"W-what do you d-d-do for a living?"
"I take care of my sick father at home," With that said, he turned on his heel and walked away.
"Don't worry, Lee! There are still a lot more youthful flowers out there!"
"Oh, Gai-sensei!" They hugged as a sunset and wave (A/N: Yah know... the beach) background appeared behind them.
FIN...
Author's Note: So yea... I changed a lot of parts... Lotsa OOC... Random stuff... Heh please review!!!!