I was sitting around and I had this idea that I found really funny so I hope you enjoy it too!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the Kill la Kill or Dark Souls universes.
Rage Quit
Information and Strategy Chairman Houka Inumuta was known to all that worked with him to be an efficient and conscientious individual. Inumuta was aware that Honnoji Academy was at a vital stage with its rebellion against Ragyo Kiryuin, what with the Grand Cultural and Sports Festival just around the corner. Yet despite all of this pressure to make sure that everything was amply prepared, he found found himself somewhat unfocused.
There was a lot that Inumuta was expected to do for the festival, too much really. He had to make sure the other Elites were performing their duties correctly, see to it that Iori and the rest of the Sewing Club were going to get the uniforms ready on time and on top of that ensure that catering was sorted, finances were in check and all the other small details that he didn't care to think about. And just to make things even more tedious, he had to monitor Ryuko, Mako and the Nudist Beach fools.
Despite knowing that goofing off wasn't going to make his list of jobs any smaller, Inumuta still couldn't resist swivelling his desk chair so that he no longer faced his laptop but instead the various furnishings of the student council room. Usually Jakuzure would be sprawled out on one of the love seats, finding anything and everything to bicker with Sanageyama about whilst Gamagori would fruitlessly scold them for it. But at the moment it was silent other than the whirring of Inumuta's laptop.
He hummed, wondering if anyone would notice if he just took a small break. The other day he'd purchased a new game to play on his laptop and hadn't tried it out, after all it couldn't hurt just to have a little go for half an hour or so he reasoned. He was only human, humans needed breaks. Just half an hour will be fine and I'll get back to work...
Two hours later Inumuta was starting to lose it. He was progressing through all the stages of his frustration. The first couple of times his character died, he'd mutter under his breath or figure he'd just get it right the next time. But after that, all reasoning and patience had been completely lost.
YOU DIED.
'I KNOW I DIED! DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THAT EVERY. SODDING. TIME!' He roared at the screen accentuating every word with his fist impacting the desk loudly. He was breathing heavily and wondering if he should just stop and calm down until he watched with despair as his character sailed off the side of the wall, fading to black and the words coming into view...
YOU DIED.
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He sighed, but he would reignite the first flame and undo the undead curse! But to do that he had to escape the Undead Asylum. With a new found determination, Inumuta guided his character halfway up the st-'Hang on wasn't there a-yup there it is.'
YOU DIED.
Houka couldn't even be bothered to respond this time and resumed his plight to play the game. He gasped in surprise when he found his character standing in front of the white light. He whooped but knew that it was not over yet. He had to beat the first boss of the game, the Asylum Demon.
Now, Inumuta had seen this done on a let's play video, so he understood the little knack to beating the boss. The person on the let's play had shown it to be fairly simple. He also knew that he could knock a load of it's health down by doing a jump and stab move by jumping off the ledge. Ok, let's do this...
The boss battle had begun and Inumuta was actually doing pretty well, he'd gotten the demon's health down pretty far, however he was also starting to take some serious damage. But after a couple of minutes of careful playing, he'd gotten his foe's bar down and all he needed was one more hit.
'Yes, yes, yes. Come on, I'm gonna do it. I'M GONNA DO IT. DIE. DIE .DIE'
YOU DIED.
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The laptop ended up on the floor, as did the mouse and everything else on the desk for that matter, all the while Inumuta was shouting words that he didn't even know existed in his vocabulary and flailing and kicking and punching anything he could reach from his chair. Behind him, standing just by the door, mouths agape, Iori, Gamagori, Jakuzure and Sanageyama backed out the room slowly.
THE END.
If you were wondering, the game Inumuta was playing is Dark Souls xD it's a very annoying game lol
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