Somewhere along the I-15, the four brothers were stopped in some small town called Goodsprings. They all got out of the car and the driver pulled out an old map of the state of Nevada and laid it on the hood of the car. After an extended silence the Trickster finally spoke up.

"I am telling you we're lost."

The Giraffe retorted. "We're not lost Gabriel we're following the feminine voice thats giving us directions."

"Castiel are you talking about the GPS? Why the hell are we even 'driving' there? Can't we just fly." Said the rebel.

"Lucifer we've already talked about this, if we want to appear human we can't just fly to every location."

"Seriously we never talked about this! You just said lets all hop in your dumb PimpMobile and hit the road."

"I told you to stop calling it that Gabriel."

"Yeah I thought we agreed on CasMobile. Which is odd since me and Lucifer never agree on something." The oldest of the brothers spoke up. Also the most hated.

"Can you all just please Shut Up!"

The three brothers went quiet at his request and Castiel continued to recalculate there travel. Once again after an extended amount of silence the brothers spoke up again.

"Can't we just ask for directions."

"We don't need directions, I can find our way back on the I-40."

"We're on the I-15."

Castiel flipped the map and realized his mistake. "Oh."

"Actually now I like PimpMobile better."

The other three brothers yelled out in unison. "Shut Up Michael!"


The brothers finally made it to the I-15 and were heading for the right path the Las vegas for a weekend of partying. That is until they ran into car troubles and smoke started bellowing from the hood of the car.

"Oh Son Of A Bitch!" Gabriel shouted.

Once again the brothers were halted and stuck on the side of the Interstate as cars passed by. Michael popped the hood and got to work with knowledge from his vessel Adam.

"Alright I can see the problem."

"So what is it then?" Michael gave his younger brother a confused look. "What? Maybe I can help."

"Really. You know how to help?"

"Well just tell me what the problem is and maybe I can help."

"Alright then well, the Fan Belt snapped off and the Carburetor..."

Gabriel just walked away.

Lucifer pointed out the smoke which was strangely black. "Maybe its your girlfriend."

Castiel just gave a sarcastic and annoyed chuckle. Speaking of which, Castiel's phone rang and he picked up. "Hello?"

Castiel walked away to take his call leaving Lucifer by himself. He just smiled and waved as cars passed by. At one point he pulled a sign out of thin air that read 'To Vegas, No Gay Stuff '. Gabriel read the sign and chuckled.

"If you want a ride, you might have to make an exception."

Lucifer thought about for a minute and nodded in agreement and changed his sign which now read 'To Vegas, Maybe Gay Stuff '.

Gabriel laughed again and spawned in some babes to help with the cause.

"I'm pretty sure thats not helping my sign."

"Yes I understand. No I haven't been with a 'skank' yet, we haven't even made it to the city yet. I promise okay. Good-bye." Castiel hung up the call and joined his brothers.

"Was that your girls?"

"No. Dean." Castiel's phone rang again. This time it was his girl. "Speak of the devil."

"I didn't say anything." Lucifer said.

"I know, its just some phrase that the humans use. Just shut up." Castiel answered the call and was welcomed into a heated discussion. "Hello sweetie. Well you call me Unicorn, why can't I have a name for you. I'm not calling you Naughty Naughty Demon. I never understood what dewy meant."

Castiel walked away and Gabriel and Lucifer just silently chuckled. "Women."

"Who needs them."


After several hours of walking they finally arrived in the strip of Sin City.

"Why couldn't we take my car. Why did we have to leave it?"

The others just stared at him in disbelief. "Because we don't have the money to fix it."

"We could have fixed it ourselves. It could have worked again."

"I'm sure its been a pile of sh*t since 79. Maybe before." Michael said.

"Doesn't matter now. Come on guys We're in LAS VEGAS BABY!"

"shut up asshole." Some random guy yelled from down the street.

"NO YOU SHUT UP!"

"Gabriel calm down."

"Oh come on Castiel, lets party. I've got an idea lets first hit the clubs, the bars, the casino's, the women."

"Why would we ever harm innocent women."

"Its just a figure of speech Cas." Michael said.