"Oi! Zeref!" I say, as I jog to catch up to my older brother who is on his usual morning run.

"Natsu!" He says breathlessly as he comes to a stop. "What are you doing up this early?"

"Oi! What's that supposed to mean? I can get up early if I wanna!"

"Yes, but you're NEVER up before 10 AM on a Saturday, so what's up? Are ya sick or something?" Zeref says as he places his palm on my forehead to check my temperature like our mother does to our younger sister, Wendy, whenever she's not feeling well.

He does have a good point. I'm usually still sleeping now, but there is a method to my supposed madness.

My older brother, Zeref, came home from college for the holidays this year like he has every other year in the past. However, this year, he came home with a smile plastered to his face that is so wide it makes me sick, and it's STILL there! No, let me rephrase that, it makes me think he's sick.

"I was actually gonna ask you that very same question. You've been in such a good mood ever since you came home from school, so I was wondering if you caught some mystery disease."

He just chuckled. "Yeah, it's called a girlfriend. I don't know if it's contagious, though. Maybe you should keep your distance to be safe."

I roll my eyes unamused and then it hits me "wait, you got a girlfriend?" He nods. "How?"

He and I head in the direction of home when he suddenly feigns offense. "Oh, Natsu, I am hurt. How could you ask that of me? Do you not think I am capable of getting a girlfriend?"

"Honestly? No, at least not without help. It seems that every sane female you talk to runs away from you after the first date."

"Again, I'm hurt, little bro." He turns around to face me since I'm a little behind, thus, walks backwards, faking a frown and just tops it all off by placing his right hand over his heart.

Ignoring his little act, I get to the point, "Alright, how'd you do it?"

A devilish smile crosses his lips and he says lowly, "I'll show you." Then he quickly turns back around and runs into the house leaving me in the dust.

About five minutes later, I make my way into the house and up to my room which I used to share with my brother before he moved out. He does still have a bed here at home but almost all of his clothes and other items are in his dorm room.

I hear him in the shower and just lay down on my bed and wait for him to get out. He's taking FOREVER! Jeez dude, hurry up! You're taking just as long as Wendy.

Another five agonizing minutes pass before I hear the water turn off. Oh my gosh, FINALLY!

He walks into our room in sweats and a thermal shirt with his black hair still damp.

"Oi! There you are! I was beginning to think you drowned in there, you took so long."

He just chuckles and shakes his head like a dog, spraying me in the process. It's funny; if Happy, our cat, saw him do that he would not be so... happy. He'd probably hiss and bare his claws and canines.

Zeref just smirks at me and hops on the computer that we used to share. He types in this url for a website called IT2U or I Talk 2 U. It brings up this chatroom that he 'says' is free and global. I think that's pretty cool. He then signs in as a new user and I furrow my brow confused. "Whatcha doin' there, Zeref?"

"What does it look like, doofus? I'm creating an account for you."

"OH!" I state in realization. I read the username and chuckle "firebreath777?"

He smirks again and says "Oh please, Natsu. With all of the spicy food Mom makes for you, I'm surprised you don't already breathe fire. How do you NOT get sick all the time?"

I just shrug and go with "I dunno, maybe it's one of those traits I inherit from Dad, like my pink hair."

"I don't think it works like that, Natsu," Zeref says as he shakes his head and finishes creating an account for me.

"Now," he starts. "Just type in your own password, that's easy enough for you to remember, and you'll be able to edit your own profile as well as select interests you have that can help you find some people to talk to. Ya know, outside of Erza and Gray."

"Oi! What're ya tryin' to say? I need more friends? What's wrong with the ones I got?"

"Nothing! Nothing at all! I just thought since you were so interested in how I got my girlfriend, Mavis, I thought I might show you and let you try it out for yourself."

"Oh... but... why do you think I need this?"

"I just think you would be happier too if you had someone special like I do. I'm just lookin' out for you, little bro."

I grunt a thanks at him and he walks away from the computer leaving me with this incomplete profile and a million thoughts buzzing through my brain.

Hello readers. So, let me start off by saying that this is not my original idea. I saw this idea on another fanfic site as a one-shot and I thought that it was such a great idea and that I needed to know what happened next. So, I thought I would start over, with the same idea, and just elaborate on it... a lot! I did change a few things from the original story but I thought a few things were just so clever that I left them in.

This is my first fanfic on here and I want to know what you guys think of this. Please leave a review to let me know what you think and a fav if you enjoyed.

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