Disclaimer: I don't own any of the members of Akatsuki or NARUTO. And this was inspired when I was half asleep haha! Once again any offences or insults found are unintended! Enjoy!
Fungi
Ten Hours of Valentine
(Sung to the Tune of 'Twelve Days of Christmas)
On the first hour of Valentine Zetsu gave to me:
A Giant Man-eating tree!
On the second hour of Valentine Pein-in-the-Ass gave to me:
Two books on Jinchuuriki
And a Giant Man-eating tree!
On the third hour of Valentine Konan gave to me:
Three manicurists,
Two books on Jinchuuriki
And a Giant Man-eating tree!
On the fourth hour of Valentine Itachi gave to me:
Four sexy-chicken-butt-head dolls,
Three manicurists,
Two books on Jinchuuriki
And a Giant Man-eating tree!
On the fifth hour of Valentine Deidara gave to me:
Five exploding hearts!
Four sexy-chicken-butt-head dolls,
Three manicurists,
Two books on Jinchuuriki
And a Giant Man-eating tree!
On the sixth hour of Valentine Sasori gave to me:
Six screaming puppets,
Five exploding hearts!
Four sexy-chicken-butt-head dolls,
Three manicurists,
Two books on Jinchuuriki
And a Giant Man-eating tree!
On the seventh hour of Valentine Hidan gave to me:
Seven dying virgins,
Six screaming puppets,
Five exploding hearts!
Four sexy-chicken-butt-head dolls,
Three manicurists,
Two books on Jinchuuriki
And a Giant Man-eating tree!
On the eight hour of Valentine Kakuzu gave to me:
Eight fines and some yarn,
Seven dying virgins,
Six screaming puppets,
Five exploding hearts!
Four sexy-chicken-butt-head dolls,
Three manicurists,
Two books on Jinchuuriki
And a Giant Man-eating tree!
On the ninth hour of Valentine Kisame gave to me:
Nine shark-porn magazines,
Eight fines and some yarn,
Seven dying virgins,
Six screaming puppets,
Five exploding hearts!
Four sexy-chicken-butt-head dolls,
Three manicurists,
Two books on Jinchuuriki
And a Giant Man-eating tree!
On the tenth(last) hour of Valentine Tobi gave to me:
Ten Akatsuki cloaks,
And got me killed by the whole of Akatsuki!
Owari:p