Hello! I thought up a little game for the MASH fanfic community. In the episode Movie Tonight from season five, the staff start singing a war song.

For example:

BJ and Hawkeye: Us surgeons in the army

You'd think we're awful bright

We work on patients through the day

And nurses through the night

All: I don't want no more of army life

Gee, mom, I wanna go home.

Ok, the game is we make up our own verses. You can do anyone countless numbers of times. I guess I'll start!

Nursing Staff: Us nurses in the army

We're handy 'round the base

We help out with the patients

And keep doctors in their place

All: I don't want no more of army life

Gee, mom, I wanna go home

Radar: Us clerks in the army

We make these places run

But you should see the paperwork

We'll die before we're done!

All: I don't want no more of army life

Gee, mom I wanna go home

Either review or message me with your verse. Don't worry, I'll give you the credit.

-Vampiricly.Addicted.To.Capes