Disclaimer: I don't own Dan and Phil nor anyone associated with them

Hey Pastries, so you know how I did Daddy Smosh like a long time ago...actually I think it was right around this time. Well, I thought hey wh not do one for Dan and Phil set in the And Baby Makes Three verse. You can suggest prompts just like with Daddy Smosh, and pick the ages. The chapters will skip around so that at one point the kids are 3 and in the next chapter their 15. It will vary of course. But yeah, I hope you like it.

Destiny - 10

Zachary - 5

Lilian - 3

Destiny smacked the wooden spoon against her hand, as she marched infront of Zachary and Lilian who were standing perfectly still..or were at least trying to. Lilian was still feeling incredibly sleepy still, and Zachary was trying to conceal the fact he had to go o the bathroom. Both were wearing aprons that touched the floor, and bowls on their heads. While holding spoons and whisks.

" Alright, today is daddy's birthday which means we have to do something special. So, we're going to make him and papa breakfast in bed." Said Destiny, having checked before hand to make sure both Dan and Phil were currently asleep. Zachary slowly raised his hand, and Destiny immediately pointed the spoon at him. "Zach if this is about a potty break than the answer is no, the flushing will wake up daddy and papa."

Zach slowly put his hand down, as she continued to march before them.

"Now I will make the pancakes, Zachary will make eggs, and Lily you pour the milk." Ordered Destiny.

"Do you even know how to make pancakes?" He asked, without raising his hand. Lilian looked from her brother to her sister, honestly she didn't know what was going on but the toddler decided to just go along with it.

"Of course I do, I've seen Matilda loads of times." Said Destiny, as she picked up Lilian and set her down in one of the chairs.

"But that's a movie, and plus aren't we 'upposed to not use the stove?" Said Zachary, his blue eyes turning to the large stove. Daddy and Papa had always said that they were not supposed to use the stove without a grownup present. He pursed his lips as she grabbed the step stool and set it down infront of the stove, before setting down some bowls and pans on the stove. Honestly this seemed like a really, really bad idea.

"They'll be ok with it." She said simply before getting out the ingredients. "Now Zach crack the eggs into the pan." She ordered, Zachary got on the stool and cracked a few eggs into the pan and gasped as they immediately began sizzling. Slowly and apprehensively he got one of the spatulas and started mixing and swirling the eggs around. Pouting as they started sticking to the pan. He looked at his sister, who was currently mixing ingredients into a large bowl. Honestly he wasn't sure what they were doing.

"Boom!" They looked up, and Lilian giggled as smoke was coming from one of the pans. They screamed when they took off one of the pans and the flames rose up slightly. Immediately Dan and Phil came rushing in. Dan got the kids out of the way, while Phil immediately put the fire out. Once it was out, all they were left with were burned and soupy pancakes, and some undercooked eggs.

"What happened? Are you ok?" Asked Dan, as Phil was looking them over for any injuries.

" We were going to make you breakfast...beause it was a birthday surprise." Explained Destiny, the other two nodded their heads. Dan and Phil looked at each other, before Dan sighed in relief. At least no one had gotten hurt...he'd have a talk about not using the stove later. Phil smiled softly as they hugged Dan who hugged the three of them close.

"Thank you, but be careful next time." Said Phil with a small smile. "Why don't you all get into bed and I'll make breakfast. "

"Yeah, daddy, you shouldn't be up it's your special day!" Exclaimed Destiny, as she and Zachary took Dan's hands whilest Lilian tugged at Dan's shirt. He chuckled, as they led him back to the room, while Phil affectionately rolled his eyes. Dan laid down, and smiled softly as they tucked him in before climbing in themselves.

"Mobie!" Exclaimed Lilian before clapping her hands.

"What kind of movie?" Asked Dan softly as he smiled at the three year old.

"Mmmmm, Baymax!" She exclaimed.

"Ok, Baymax it is." Said Dan, as he went over and after inserting Big Hero 6 into the dvd player laid back down. Phil came not long after with breakfast, and settled down with them.

"Is this the best birthday ever daddy?" Asked Zachary, the kids looked up at Dan expectantly. Dan smiled softly, honestly when he was a kid he did enjoy his birthdays, after the age of nineteen each birthday was met with dread thanks to the incoming inevitability of death. However, after staring death in the face three times, bringing in thse little ones into the world. Well, he figured turning another year older wasn't so bad. Not if it meant being with his family, he smiled and turned to Phil who smiled at him.

" So far it is." Said Dan with a small smile.