Eliza was sitting in the back of the ComVee and was of course listening to the most inspirational artist of the time: Eminem. It was the summer of 2000 and Eliza and her family were going to Antarctica to film some penguins and it was so freaking cold outside that you could see some kinky icebergs in the water.

"Why are we going to Antarctica, nigga?" said Debbie to her father as she was freezing her titties off. "I mean, why couldn't we have gone somewhere with a mall, like Miami or something, and not this frozen wasteland?"

"Bitch, we haven't been to Antarctica and this will be the first time and this is so smashing!" he said with his orange hair. "I LOVE ICEBERGS!"

Marianne was not convinced and thought of Oprah's philosophy on Pokemon and began to think of Sophia Petrillo and farted so loudly that she had tears running down her face.

"OWW! MY ASSHOLE!" she screeched as she looked at Nigel and whimpered, her sexy lip quivering as her bellybutton began to pound in her dress. Soon her panties turned blue and she had to scrub the toilet that was being used by Debbie.

"GET OUTTA HERE!" screamed Debbie as she looked at a penguin that was outside of the window. Everyone started to cry.

Donnie began to dance and soon he accidentally to jump out of the window, landing in the water and becoming an ice cube. He chittered and all the sudden, the music from "The Miracle of 34th Street" began to play.