Stampy and Hit: The Musical

by CaptainHit

This is the story of Stampy and HTT told by songs. It is funny and has a lot of references even a new stampy fan would recognise. ENJOY.

Stampy and Hit: The Musical, Act 1

Act 1, Scene 1.

(Don't mine at night, Sqaishey)

Longbow enters CR and sits DCF with book. Sqaishey enters BL and walks towards Longbow.

Sq: Hey, Longbow?

Lb: Huh? What is it Sqaish?

Sq: I'm getting bored of our strategy. I fight and you mine.

Lb: But I mine for the good things like dimonds and redstone and emer- Sqaishey!

Sq: That's not the point!

Sqaishey exits FR, shaking head and sighing.

Lb: Why did I say that?

Longbow exits FL.

Ch: You're probably wondering, "What happened there? Isn't is STAMPY and Sqaishey?" Lets go back to when a certain person – I mean cat – was trying – and failing - to defeat a certain … somebody.

Act 1, Scene 2.

St (offstage): No! StampyGoodNose. I'll get you one day HT- No! you're gonna set the tree train on fire!

Stampy runs onstage from BR.

St: Sometimes, I really wonder about her.

HTT: Stampy. I've taken over. Get out.

St: You can't be serious!

HTT: I am. Get out.

(Let her through, Stampy)

St: I can't belive HTT just did that. I will stop her, no matter what.

Act 1, Scene 3

HTT: At last. The cat's gone. Now to sweep up those cake crumbs.

St: I'm back.

HTT: Who said that?

Stampy runs onstage FL. L for Lee follows.

LfL: Hi HitTheTarget.

St: Lee! Stop messing around.

Squid leaps on BL and does karate pose.

Squ: HY-A.

(long pause)

Squ: What?