Jiraiya?
ONE-SHOT:
"Jiraiya?" a four year old Kakashi asked.
"Yes?" the white haired author said and looked up from his book.
"Are you a genius?"
Jiraiya smiled and said, "Well of course I am! I'm related to your father, right!?"
"Yes, but since you're just his half-brother, does that mean you only have half the IQ he does?" Kakashi asked and tilted his head.
"No, I'm smarter," Jiraiya explained.
They sat in silence for a while.
"What are you writing?" Kakashi then asked.
"Oh, just something for my book," was the answer.
"What book?"
"It's called Icha Icha Paradisu."
"Is it fun?"
"Yes."
"Do you-"
"Kashi-chan, please," Jiraiya said a bit irritated and looked at his nephew. "I'm trying to concentrate here."
Kakashi didn't say anything for a little while.
"Are you concentrating on chakra?"
Jiraiya sighed. Now he understood what his little brother meant by Kakashi's I-want-to-know-everything-mode is a very annoying Kakashi-mode.
"No, I'm trying to think," he said.
"Trying? Dad doesn't have to try so how can you be smarter than him?" the little Hatake asked.
"Kashi-chan, please stop talking."
"Okay."
He did listen. For a minute or so…
"Do you like writing?"
Jiraiya hit his head on the table Kakashi was sitting on.
"Yes," he said and sighed.
"Why?"
He looked up at the four year old. Why did he like it? He wasn't so sure.
"I don't know," he answered truthfully.
"Jiraiya?"
"Yes?"
"To be a genius like you say you are you're quite stupid."
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A/N: I was bored during class so I looked through my stats. I read the stats for my story 'Dad?' and realized there were many who had reviewed and faved it. So I decided to make a squeal or something.
Hope you enjoyed the little annoying Kakashi this time as well.