Scout Adventures
Scout was a baseball enthusiast who was also a contract killer.
He had a hat. He had a headset and mic.
He liked pancakes.
He has seven brothers.
Scout was one day going for a run through the Badlands to cap some points.
He jumped around and shot some Sentries.
Metal pops out.
Scout chased the Engineer.
He hit the tiny man with his bat.
The Engineer died.
Poor Engineer!
But one Sentry lived.
The Sentry got mad.
It shot some rockets at Scout.
Scout exploded!
Blood, splinters of bone, arms and legs, warm fetid smelling innards, and hats rained down over the dirt.
Spy stood by and laughed and laughed while snorting.
It was the funniest damn thing he'd seen all day.
Then the Spy got killed by a W+M1 Pyro.
The end!