I woke up the worst headache from the worst hang over ever. I couldn't even think straight. I had done way to much drinking the night before. I groaned and rolled over. There was a tall blonde girl laying next to me. It took me a minute to register who it was and then I let out a long whimper. I was screwed!
"Tucker, it is almost noon. Are you ever getting up?" Ben called from the other side of the door.
I knew he just wanted me to watch Emma while he went to work. "Can't someone else watch Emma?"
"Neither mom nor Riley are answering their phone. So please, man I need you."
I looked over at the blonde and groaned. Of course she wasn't. She opened her eyes and they grew big. She looked at me and mouthed 'What the hell.'
"Bro, Ill be out in a minute."
"Oh, and invite that girl you had in there last night out too. She doesn't have to hide. She sounded like a real wild thing."
"I think she snuck out the window this morning."
"Oh too bad because I wanted to meet the woman who could sound like that."
I glanced over at her. She was now dressed and half way out the window. She stopped and hit her hand to her head. I shook mine back. This was going to be way to complicated. She then continued down the fire escape.
"I honestly can't remember last night so I have no clue who she was." I said grabbing my robe and opening the door.
Riley came barging into the apartment. "You are not going to believe my night! I didn't even go home last night. So I am stuck in the same clothes I was wearing last night."
"Why was I the only one who didn't have a crazy night?"
"Because you knocked up some girl and now have my beautiful little grand-daughter." His mom said also barging into my apartment.
"Mom, why are you in the same clothes as last night? Didn't you leave here saying you were going straight home?" and then everyone went off into meaningless banters.
"Seriously! Doesn't anyone knock around here anymore?"
They all turned to look at me.
"Someone have a little too much of a crazy night?" Bonnie asked pointing at me.
"I am going back to bed and pretend like I live in a place that I have privacy. I hope when I wake up that you people who don't live here are gone."
As I went to my room I heard them all talking about why Riley and Bonnie were still in their clothes from the night before. They both sounded like a lie.