Ah, a lovely day in Konoha. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and Naruto has a shit eating grin on his face. And he has a good reason to. He just finished painting the entire Hyuuga household bright, banshee, pink. He's dressed on his usual attire; bright kill me orange jumpsuit, closed toed ninja shoes, and his newest piece of apparel, a green and white bucket over his messy pale blonde hair.
He had found the hat on his doorstep on his birthday. It also came with a paper fan. Once he made sure that it wasn't a trick (he had gotten "gifts" before and they had either been poisoned or had painful seals on them) Naruto brought them inside. Once in, he put the hat on and noticed that it fit perfectly. He then picked up the fan, and upon doing so he found what looked to be a seal on it that, when chakra is applied to it, strengthens the fan (as mentioned before, Naruto has had seals used on him to bring him pain so naturally he would research them to know what they could all do. Surprisingly he had a knack for them). Ever since that day he always carried them with him.
Anyway, he was walking home until an ANBU appeared.
"Naruto, the hokage wants to see you."
Without even waiting for a response, the ANBU grabbed Naruto and shunshined to the Hokage.
They arrived in the office and Naruto noticed that Hiashi was there with them. Knowing what this was about, he spread his fan over his mouth and started talking with a huge grin on his face.
"Ara ara. . . Hiashi, what a lovely surprise. Would you be the reason for me being summoned?"
"Why yes, Naruto-kun," Sarutobi replied. "He is."
This was where Hiashi spoke up. "Yes, you are here to receive punishment for what you have done."
"And what exactly would that be?"
"You know exactly what I mean! You painted the entire Hyuuga complex pink!"
"Do you have any proof"
"No but I know it was you."
"So you're saying that me, a kid with bright kill me orange jumpsuits, managed to sneak into the Hyuuga compound, full of people who can see through walls and 360 degrees mind you, and paint the ENTIRE compound bright pink whereupon having finished doing so, proceeded to leave unnoticed? And, if this is true, then I also managed to sneak around every ANBU that should have been watching me (he sometimes gets beat by the villagers, nothing to bad, just some cuts and bruises). Are you implying that the Byakugan isn't that great and that the villages security is lacking?" Naruto asks, never removing the fan or his smile.
By now Hiashi is struggling. If he accuses Naruto then he would be implying that there is a weakness to the Byakugan. As well as implying that the ANBU aren't doing there job. The ANBU hidden in the room were smirking, knowing that Naruto has him right where he wants him.
Setting his jaw Hiashi dropped the charges and stormed out of the room. Once gone, Naruto started laughing. Even Sarutobi and the ANBU couldn't help but chuckle at what just happened.
"Good job, Naruto-kun. However you can't always bank on making them seeing you as week."
"Whatever are you talking about, Jiji? I'm just a humble student, that happens to be deadlast by the way. There is no way that I could have done such things." Naruto responded, a twinkle in his eye.
Hey guys. KryoKon here. As you can see the chapter is not finished. The reason behind this is because i have no idea where to go with the story. So I am asking for help. Any and all help/recommendations are appreciated. Thanks and I hope to actually finish this chapter sometime soon.