Anastasia vs Robot 9
9: Primary threat escaping... two kilometers... three kilometers...
Anastasia: Excuse me, but your primary threat is right here.
9: [annoying Anastasia] ...Six kilometers... seven kilometers...
Anastasia: Am I being ignored?
Dr Smith: Don't mind her, she's programmed to only respond to my command. Robot Nine, forget about Lincoln; we can finish him at our leisure. For now, focus on... Who are you again?
9: Scanning... [scans Anastasia] Anastasia, future ruler of the universe.
Dr Smith: Oh, of course. How could i forget? Robot Nine, take care of her.
9: Understood.
Anastasia: Oh-ho-ho! This is precious! You expect to beat me with this automa-ton of fun?!
9: Registering insult. [scans for insult] Retort: You are short and your hairline is mess up.
Anastasia: [sarcastic] Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Scathing.
Dr Smith: Your confidence is noted, Anastasia. But your uncle Lincoln was able to achieve a form far beyond anything we'd ever seen before... and we still beat him! And, Robot Nine has extensive knowledge of all your techniques.
Anastasia: Oh, is that right? Quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you've got there. But I'm curious... Can it feel fear?
9: Scanning... Processing... Results inconclusive.
Anastasia: Let's fix that, shall we? Haaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...!
Dr Smith: SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FUDGE IS *NAMEK*?!
Anastasia: HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!
[Rock music]
[Show a transformed Anastasia]
Lana: But how?! I thought you had to have a pure heart to become a Super Human! Like Lincoln!
Anastasia: Oh trust me, there's more than one way to realize the legend.
[Flashback to Anastasia having a fit]
Anastasia: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Human! [bangs her head on the ground] I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!
[Flashback ends]
Anastasia: Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice. And besides, my heart is pure... Pure... unadulterated... badness.
Lola: Yeah, more like pure unadulterated ego.
Anastasia: [from the background] I heard that, Pig!
Lola: Is that okay?
Anastasia: As a matter of fact, go eat some bugs or something! Now where was i- [gets punch by Robot 9] Hm... what a shame... [the robot got the look of shock on her face as Anastasia tilt her head and faced the robot] Looks like you just initiated your self-destruct sequence. Let me give you a countdown. Five! [kicks the robot in the stomach]
9: Ouch. Ow. Ow. [she said while bouncing back from the force of Anastasia's kick]
Dr Smith: 'Did i just see her *foot*?!'
Anastasia: Well, well, well. Looks like I'm a size 9. Or 9 in a half if you ask me. [Robot Nine got up on her foot and tries to hit Anastasia but got kicked up in the air by Anastasia] Four!
9: [stopping herself from going even higher] Ahhh!
[Anastasia teleport in front of her]
Anastasia: So, have you rusted your pants yet?! [Robot Nine shot laser beams at Anastasia but fails to as Anastasia jumps out of the way and teleport on top of her] Three! [hits Robot Nine with a Double Axe Handle, sending her clashing down to the ground]
Dr Smith: 'Dang it!' 'No... don't panic.' 'Everything will turn out dandy as long as Robot Nine can grab Anastasia and steal her energy.'
[Anastasia landed by Robot Nine]
Anastasia: You know, I'm sure there was an advantage to building a little robot girl, but for the life of me- [Robot Nine open her eyes]- i just don't see it.
[Robot Nine launch herself up and grabbed Anastasia's arms]
9: Proximity breached. " " activated.
Dr Smith: Yes! That's it, Robot Nine! Don't let go of her, no matter what! Drain her until she's a shriveled up prune of a corpse!
9: Parameters recognized. Grip locked.
Anastasia: "Locked", huh? Well, guess I'm not going anywhere for a while... Hurrh! [jumps up and puts her feet on Robot Nine's face] How's about i get a workout in? That's right - I'm gonna do squats all over your *face*!
9: Initiating... enegry... drain...
Anastasia: Aw, how adorable. So you want my energy then? Tell you what - take as much as you want! In exchange, I'll take your hands! Two! [rip off Robot Nine's arms]
[Robot Nine walked backwards and fell backward on the ground]
9: Error...! Error...! Error...! Error! Error! [she said as oil spat out where her arms used to be]
[Anastasia drops Robot Nine's arms and slowly walks up to the now fear robot who slowly backing up against the crater]
Anastasia: So then, before i put down the clown, let's put it to bed, shall we? [stop walking to the wounded robot] Do you feel fear, Robot?
9: [scurrying up the pit] No, please! Get away! [got out of the pit] Leave me alone! [runs away]
Anastasia: All i needed to hear.
9: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
Anastasia: [powered up a bit] *One*. BIG BANG ATTACK! [fires the attack at Robot Nine]
9: No no no no no no no! No...! [got caught by the blast as it blew up, causing a huge explosion]
[Robot Nine's head is seen bouncing away from where the blast was for a few seconds then started rolling for another few seconds before finally stopping.
9: Your 30-day trial has expired. Would you like to... purchase... Win... RAR...?
Luan: [from the background] SENZU BEAN! [threw a senzu bean at the head. Follow by a dog treat at it]
Anastasia: Ah, now that we have Chuckles the Buttclown out of the picture, how about we tend to the elderly- [noticed Dr Smith isn't there anymore] The fudge he go?!