Have some retarded Invader Zim crack fics (mostly ZADR) me and my friends wrote at midnight. We we had nothing better to do.
HTE TIME MASHeEN
Once upn a time zim was sad so he got in a time masheen anf left to the padt. He went to the past and saw younger zim. He was haut. "he zim your hot sed sim. Zim sed thank you and they had the u now wut thing (SEXXXX!). zim got preggie and gave birth to earth because of something albert enstine sed. "NOOOOO!" zim screemd becuz he hats earth and commited swissside. Yung zim cride becauz hus tru luv wus ded but den he dide too becuz of sumthing albert intestine sed. The end.
WARNIGGG! VERY DETALED LEMON ZADR FIC!
one day dib went to zims hous. wen he hopened the door he saw dat zim had long gorjus hair of pure enoby and red streks in them. zim had such bowncy bobs as well. dib wus so turnd on by this he jumpd on to zim and did the thing then took off cloths. they waz screwing eacothr so sexilyyy wen dib remeberd thatzim was a dude but dib didnt care anymor. dibs thingy wuz rock hard and he put it in zums u know what so much and cummed evrywere
then they made human/irkin bbys and lived happily ever aftr the end
never tell ur gurl that she iz ugly
Once upon a time zim nd dib wer shopping. Zim sed 'dib do I look hsut in dis dress? And dib sed no u don't! zim cride teers of blood cuz hes alien allerjerk to wata to he cries blud instead nd ran away from dib. Zim no dib screemed becuz zim wuz running to the elevate. The elevate closed on zim and he cut in half. Dib grabbed his guts and blood and cride. Zim im sorry I didn't mean it I luv you dib sed and cride more. Den the elevate closed on him and there blud and guts became one like tru luv. The end.
ZIM AN DIB GO TO HTE GROWSHRY STORE
zim pushd the cart thru teh store. dib waz angry cuz he didnt git wat he wantd. dib want carot cuz he want the D. zim sed nu cuz he want wafles. thay fot four hourrs. zim sed fine and dib got hiz carot. dib gave zim a pek on teh check and dey made out for hours in a walmart.
the end
booyt in the oonivers
Once upon a tim zim wuz angri. U r too angry dub sed u need to relize there iz booty in dis wrld. Dib took zim nd showd him the booty. Itz so pretty zim sed now that I see the wrlds pretty I want to see wut the universe looks lik. So dib tuk zim into the ooniverz and shows him the stars everywhere and the rainboe clowd stuff that stars live in. omg its so pretty zim sed but den his helmet came of nd he dide. No! dib sed and flew into a star and bernd nd stuff the end.
a deprezzign emo luv stroy
dib wz siting in his room being very sad so he slit his rist. dib was emo now and thats very sexy. he wassad becuz zim wuldnt talk to him and fuk drakn the blud frum his rist becuz he also wante vampirw. then dib herd a tapping on his bedrom windoe. it wuz zym!1! deb opned up hte windo for zim. hey bby i luvu so muc"h said zim. dib wz so touchhde by this that a singul shiney tear of blud slid don his check. ok lets fukc sed dib. and then they did the end