Authors notes- Hello all! I've been meaning to upload all my stories for a while now, but I've been so distracted by everything at the moment… sorry! Anyway, this is a really short drabble that I wrote because I got bored and asked my friend (Reliastion) for a shipping and a prompt, so enjoy!
Shipping - NeoChampionShipping (Lance x Steven)
Prompt - 'Lance... where did you get that?'
Sometimes you've got to embrace your feminine side. That's what Wallace had told me - That Steven That it's what 'all the cool gay guys were doing'.
Well, I wasn't prepared to be less cool than some prissy aqua haired water trainer, so I decided that I'd take his advice, and go all out on this whole 'feminine' act. I didn't realise at the time how strange I must have looked - The Johto champion stood in the bikini aisle, with a basket full of women's clothing, wigs and feather boas. I just wanted to be cooler than Wallace.
So, a few hundred poke dollars later I was sat at home in a blonde wig, wearing bright red lipstick (which was somehow on my forehead) trying to put on a pink spotty bikini. It was slightly more revealing than I wanted, plus it was stuck in places I didn't even know existed. Trying to ignore this, I started pulling on some skimpy dress I'd picked up, it was two sizes too small and didn't exactly help with the bikini issues, before putting on the ridiculously high red heels, which I shortly discovered I couldn't walk in and examining myself in the mirror.
I admired my work - Although I looked slightly like a stripper, it was definitely feminine, and that was all I needed. I'd proven to myself that I was cooler than Wallace - even he wasn't this feminine. I decided I should change back, as this outfit was slightly degrading, but something caught my eye. Looking up, any feeling of victory drained from me, and I'm pretty sure my dignity abandoned me there and then. Stood in the doorway was Steven. Staring at me. Mouth open.
"Lance… What the hell are you wearing?"
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Authors Notes - I know, I know, it's pretty bad but I just wanted to post this today because I find it pretty amusing. If you want a slightly more serious story I'm about to publish 'Unspoken Words' which I'm pretty proud of! Kay, love you all, bye!