Alex: hi all! Yes this is another one-shot, I'm thinking about making it a two shot but we'll see
Ashley: Universal Disaster does not own the Naruto series or any other copyrighted stuff that she doesn't own!!
Alex: So enjoy the answering machine goodness!!
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First the Sand Team!
Gaara:
Hello this is Gaara's answering machine, please if you're a fangirl do not scream into the phone after the beep before hanging up, and if Psycho Killers anonymous is calling then I can't make it to the next meeting.../Beep/
Temari:
HIYA! This is Temari's phone seeing as how your reading this then you obviously can't reach me! I'm either on a mission or hate your guts, please if I hate your guts, and yes Kankorou that means you, Then don't leave a message or I shall be forced to hunt you down and slice you into sushi for diner, Thank you and have a nice day!.../Beep/
Kankouro:
Kankouro is not here, seeing as how Temari probably flushed my phone down the toilet,…….again, So I wont be able to get this back till the guys at the Sanitation plant find it and send it back, So if your about to call and warn me about accidentally leaving one of my tools in Temari's room while you were visiting…………NARUTO……….Then your too late……./Beep/
Baki:
HOW DO THESE THINGS WORK?? Dammit I've been trying to call the Kazecage all day about the Chunnin exams but I can't figure it out!! Crap, now I have to walk all that way…………..wait was this the answering machine? /Beep /
Now Team Gai –
Gai and Lee:
(Gai) Good morning my youthful callers!! (Lee) Yosh!! Let the sparkles of Youth guide you! (Gai) We're training or on a mission and unable to spread youth at this time! (Lee) So please leave your youthful number where we can reach you and give you some Youth!! (Gai) Lee your such a great person! (Lee) GAI-SENSEI!! (Gai) LEE!!(Lee) GAI-/Beep/
Neji:
(Tenten) Come on just do it! You need to put a message on your phone or people who call and you don't pick up will think they have the wrong number! (Neji) /sigh/ Fine, obviously if I didn't get your call I have better things to do then waste time chattering on this small piece of metal that is frankly a waste of space and money. Please don't leave a message /Beep/
Tenten:
This is Tenten's phone! Right now I'm attempting to deal with Neji, Lee, and Gai, apparently Gai forgot that Lee shouldn't drink, so it'll probably be a while before I can call you back, but feel free to leave your number and ill call you when I get the time (sounds of crashing are heard in the background) /Beep/
Alright here it goes Team Eight!!:
Kurenai:
Hello this is Yuhhi Kurenai's phone, right now I'm busy so please leave me a message and I'll try to get back to you, Asuma if this is the Third time you called and I haven't picked up then DON'T CALL AGAIN!! Also hippies who are trying to recruit me guess what? I AM NOT A TREEHUGGER!! My gentjustu will be used on you if you leave a message and you'll find out why I'm not a tree hugger / Beep/
Shino:
At this Moment I am unable to receive your call. Either that or Kiba stole my phone again and Akamaru is using it as a chew toy so just make the effort and walk to my house. /Beep/
Kiba:
(Kiba) So what am I supposed to do again Shino?(Shino) / sigh / just press the enter button there and say what you wanna say, and judging by that timer on the phone you've been recording for a minute…..(Kiba)oh yeah, wait why are the numbers red now? (Shino) It means you've recorded and your almost out of t- / Beep /
Hinata:
U-umm this i-is Hinata's p-phone. I-I cant get t-to my p-phone at the moment, im o-on a m-mission with Naruto right n-now. And i-im trying really h-hard to m-make a g-good impression since the l-last time I –saw him s-so (Naruto) Hinata COME ON! I NEED TO STOCK UP ON INSDTANT RAMEN!! (Hinata) EEP! / falls to the ground / (Naruto) HINATA!!ARE YOU -- / Beep /
Akamaru:
Wuff wuff, barkle pant bark bark wuff barkle wuff wuff!! / Beep /
Team 10 Time!!
Asuma:
Hey there Asuma here! Kurenai I'm sorry I seem like a stalker but I was anxious to hear from yu again so please don't hit me when I come home tonight. Ino ,no, Smoking is not something you can quit on a whim, Choji nice try no more mooching barbeque off me you're a chunnin make your own money, Shikamaru, sorry but I've gotten my butt kicked enough today so you cant beat me at Shogi tonight………/ Beep /
Ino:
YAMANAKA INO IS NOT HERE!! But if your hot enough I'll call you back if you leave your name and number for me SASKE THAT MEANS YOU!! If however you are not Sasuke then BACK OFF!! Also this is the president of the Uchiha Sasuke club! / Beep /
Choji:
Hiya Choji here, I'm busy eating so give me a little while to finish up and il call you back! If not then call Shikamaru he'll probably know where to find me. / Beep /
Shikamaru:
Troublesome phone………Yes this is Shikamaru Nara's phone, if your a telemarketer take me off your list or ill sick Ino on you, By the way if your calling me cause you cant get a hold of Choji then give up and find him yourself because I wont be of much help seeing as how the last time he looked at his inbox was when he set the color of his box to Uzamaki Orange. Don't ask me, ill probably be sleeping / Beep /
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Alex: wow now I'm done yay!!
Review please or ill be the one sicking Ino on you!!