A Poem written from sheer madness. Happy Independence Day! I do not own LOTR. Please Review, and remember to read some of my other stories.
What'll I do,
It's a Mary Sue!
With loveliness imbued,
She'll start a feud!
Every Wood Elf,
will fall on himself at,
"Yoo-hoo, I'm Mary Sue!"
Oh, dear, what next,
She's got all males,
At her call and beck
Oh gosh, oh, heck,
She'll save their necks.
O Maid of the Rohirrim,
Can't you just HEAR 'EM
Gushing "That Mary Sue, she's prettier than you,"
"The prettiest girl I've seen,"
"Why Valar, the Elven tongue needs REVISING!"