Jack never seems to get it right with these two! My response to FreedmoftheSea's prompt: Naughty and Nice. Please review, because reviews are lovely indeed
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"Listen, luv. You and me. Together, on a beach. With some rum."
Scarlett giggled at Jack's proposal. "Oh, Jack. You know just what to say to make a woman melt."
"Well, with all the practice I've had, I should..."
"Practice?"
Jack froze. "Ah, what I meant was…"
He never got to say exactly what he had meant, because Scarlett slapped him so hard Jack swore a tooth came loose. Scarlett began to stalk off, and Jack ran after her, calling promises all the way, until…
"Giselle!"
"What are you doing with her?"
"…"
SMACK!