Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Twenty-six story. I strongly suggest that you read the other twenty-five in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom and New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever They are all really good so don't worry I don't own Invader Zim but I do own the newest characters in here. Enjoy.
The Christmas Eve Shopping Spree
Setting 1 Zim's house.
It was Christmas eve and everyone in Zim's family was doing their own thing Zim was working on his newest evil plan, Kierra was reading a book in her secret library Gir was doing weird Gir things and Amethyst was watching my favorite Christmas movie A Muppet Christmas Carol I was even once the third ghost for my skool play last year any way Amethyst was sing along and dancing to the music with the TV remote in her hand and that my fanfiction people is where our story begins.
-Amethyst- It's all the ways that we show love
That feel like Christmas
A part of childhood we'll always remember
It is the summer of the soul in December
Yes, when you do your best for love
It feels like Christmas
It is the season of the heart
A special time of caring
The ways of love made clear
It is the season of the spirit
The message if we hear it
Is make it last all year (their was a knock on the door) Oh no. Now who could that be? Come on I was just getting to the best part. Oh well I guess I should just set the recording and get ready. (she pushes a button on the remote and the record light went on and then Amethyst put on her human disguise and answer the door and who should be at the door but her human acquaintance Paige and her big brother Will.)
-Paige- Hey Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Hey Paige what are you doing here and who's this?
-Paige- Oh sorry Amethyst this is my big brother Will. You see Will this is the girl I told you about.
-Will- Wow sis you weren't kidding this girl really does have green skin (he took out a magnifying glass who knows where he got it and said) Fascinating (he grabbed Amethyst's hand) So tell me how long have you had this skin condition?
-Amethyst- (she took her hand away from Will) I don't think that's any of your business filthy human. NOW WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!??!
-Paige- Sorry Amethyst I told Will not to make a comment about your skin condition sometimes my brother can be so stupid.
-Will- Hey I'm not stupid I was just saying that (Paige kick him in the back of his leg) OW!!! Hey what did you do that for?
-Paige- Maybe you should just let me do the talking for now o.k. Will.
-Will- Fine.
-Paige- Any way Amethyst it has always been a tradition in my family to go Christmas shopping on Christmas eve with our best friends and this year I actually have a friend to go with and Will doesn't.
-Will- The only reason I don't have a friend to go with is because all my friends are just jealous. THEY KNOW I'LL BEET THEM ALL THEIR JUST JEALOUES I TELL YOU JEALOUES!!!!
-Amethyst- O.k. you don't have to yell filthy Will human and what are you talking about?
-Paige- Sorry Amethyst my brother is still a little mad about the fact that his friends went to a chess tournament without him.
-Will- There just jealous I tell you Paige they know I can beet the pants off of all those second rate geek. That's why they said I couldn't join their stupid club till January. Because they're all just jealous I tell you JELOUS!!!
-Paige- O.k. Will you said you wouldn't do this.
-Will- I'm sorry Paige I fine I fine.
-Paige- Good any way Amethyst do you and your brothers want to come with us to the mall.
-Amethyst- Well I don't know...
-Paige- Oh come on Amethyst it will be fun lots of normal friends do it what do you say.
-Amethyst- (in her head Amethyst thought "there was that word again it was mine and my father's job to make all the filthy humans believe we were just like them and I had already bout Paige and the house's computer their gift before Gir ruined my shopping spree Monday. I told Kierra to watch him. Any way I had every intention of going shopping after the movie and this seems like the perfect way for me to convene dad to take Christmas eve and Christmas day off all I have to do is just say everything right. So she turned back to Will and Paige who she consider her friend now mostly because she was getting tired of the whole acquaintance thing any Paige had proven very useful in the past.) Well my little brother Gir is out grocery shopping with my parents for our big Christmas day feast but my big brother Zim is here just let me go get him. (she ran off strait to the making stuff she knew that was exactly were she would find Zim and she was right Zim was working on his newest evil plan it involved gathering up all the demons that he had used in the past and putting them all in an absorber thing box and copying that box and then delivering those boxes to all the filthy earth leaders. You see he figure that with out their leaders gone all the filthy humans would fall to his superiority and if you ask me this is a good plan any way he just had one more part he needed for the copier machine to work and that is what he was doing as Amethyst got closer and closer to the the making stuff room.)
Setting 2 The Making Stuff Room
Zim was sitting in a chair in front of a big TV screen talking to the houses computer and typing some stuff.
-Zim- No there must be some mistake computer check again.
-Zim's Computer- But Zim I've check a hundred times already maybe you should just...
-Zim- NO!!! I refuse to wait you will check another hundred times if I say so because your job is to obey Zim not contradict him. Now check it again.
-Zim's Computer- FINE!!!
-Amethyst- (she walked up to Zim) Hey Dad what's wrong?
-Zim- It is this inferior delivery system Amethyst it dare to make the almighty Zim wait two stinken earth days just so I can't can get the last piece to my newest most ingenious machine....
-Zim's Computer- A Zim
-Zim- WHAT!?!?!?!?
-Zim's Computer- I've check it again and you can still only get the copier machine power core on Powercoria.
-Zim- Well check it again.
-Zim's Computer- But I've check a 101 times already.
-Zim- SILENCE!!!! You shall check as many times as I see fit for I am your master. Now check it again.
-Zim's Computer- FINE!!!!
-Amethyst- You know Dad if the computer says he's checked a 101 times then maybe you should just take off for two days and wait. And maybe oh I don't no celebrate Christmas for once.
-Zim- What?!? Ha-ha!!! Me celebrate a pathetic earth holiday in my base. NEVER!!!!
-Amethyst- Well Dad we don't exactly have to celebrate Christmas but we could at least take these last few days off. I mean if there's no other way it does seem like the smart thing to do.
-Zim's Computer- You know Zim she does have a point.
-Zim- SILENCE!!!! I do not pay you for your opinion.
-Zim's computer- O.k. I want it clear that none of you pay me at all.
-Zim- SILENCE!!!! I am the head of this base and I will decide what we do and I decide that we will wait but only because this inferior delivery system is being stupid and as soon as I'm done with this filthy planet they shall be the next ones to taste my superior wrath of power. Ha-ha!!!!
-Amethyst- Oh thank you Dad and by the way Paige and her brother Will are outside and they won't leave till we agree to go Christmas shopping with them. So can we go please please please?
-Zim- Fine Amethyst we'll go it's not like we have any thing better to do. So even though it's a complete waste of time we'll go. Computer order the part and guard the base.
-Zim's Computer- Whatever. (Zim and Amethyst leave)
Setting 2 Outside Of The Base
Paige and Will are waiting for Amethyst and Zim then Amethyst finally opens the door and she and Zim step out in their human disguises of course.
-Amethyst- O.k. Paige and Will human we're ready to go.
-Will- (he grabs Zim's hand and shakes it) So you must be Amethyst's older brother Zim I'm delighted to meet you..
-Zim- (he takes his hand out of Will's grip) Yes Yes I'm sure you are now lets get this over with filthy earth stink creatures.
-Will- A sure....My parents are waiting in the car so let's get going. (All four of them get into the car Will is the last one in after he shuts the door he say to his mom who has Allee in her lap) O.k. mom we're ready to go to the mall now.
-Miss Hethcoat- Sure thing sweaty. (she says this to her husband who is in the driver's seat) O.k. honey it's time to start the car.
-Professor Hethcoat- Whatever you say deer. (he starts the car and they're off)
-Mrs. Hethcoat- (she turns in her seat to look at the kids in the back.) So you must be my daughter's friends a...
-Paige- Amethyst and Zim mom their names are Amethyst and Zim.
-Miss Hethcoat- Of course sweety. (she turns back in her seat)
-Professor Hethcoat- It's nice to see that our daughter has finally found some real friends now if she could only understand the concept of real science like her brother then we'd all be happy.
-Miss Hethcoat- Now Dear you promised you wouldn't do this. I mean if our daughter wants to study insects and spiders when she grows up that's her choice. We have to be supportive of her decisions.
-Professor Hethcoat- Now where in the parenting manual does it say that? I mean come on wanting to study insects and spiders instead of real science is almost as bad as wanting to be a paranormal investigator.
-Miss Hethcoat- Sweety.
-Professor Hethcoat- WHAT?!?!?!?
-Miss Hethcoat- We're here.
-Professor Hethcoat- Oh so we are Ha-ha just let me park the car then we can get this little shopping spree on the road. (He parks the car and they all go into the mall)
Setting 5 Inside The Mall
They are all in the mall Miss Hethcoat is pushing Allee in a stroller by the way and she looks existed.
-Professor Hethcoat- O.k. Dear I'll take the boys and you can take the girls then we'll meet up at the food court in four hours how does that sound deer.
-Mrs. Hethcoat- Sounds good to me honey. Come on girls. (they go their separate ways)
Well Fanfiction people that was the first chapter I don't know when I'll up date or when I will get done with my Christmas day thing but it will be up and I you will find out what everyone does on their little shopping sprees until next time send me plenty of reviews and ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!