Here' my sequel to 'Hypnosis is never the best idea' to which Puck and Rachel seek revenge on Kurt.

Still a finchel story, and I promise to include as much finchel fluff as possible. So, enjoy the fun and drama :)

Also, you can now find out how the Quinn/ Puck storyline turns out in te end.

"Hurry up Berry," Puck whispered in a harsh tone as they tried to made their way through the hallway and Kurt and Finn's house unnoticed.

"There's no need to rush Noah. I have ensured that Kurt is occupied in the living room and there is no chance that he'll catch us," she said, placing her hands on hips. He sighed, shaking his head.

"Still, I wanna get it done with quickly, so stop being so slow!" When she remained at the same pace, he grabbed her arm and began pulling her after him. Rachel smacked at his hand, giving him an angry glare.

Puck opened the door to Kurt's room, making no effort to conceal the sound of his feet clattering down the stairs.

"Honestly," Rachel began," I know that I said Kurt wouldn't find out, but if you keep making noise like this then I'm going to have to seriously reconsider the whole plan."

"Oh, will you be quiet for like, two seconds? Please?"

Rachel glared at him, walking past the boy with her head averted in the other direction. Puck rolled his eyes, "How Finn puts up with you is a mystery."

"You wouldn't understand how to survive in a real relationship," she frowned at him," By the way, how are things going between you and Quinn?"

"None of your business!" he snapped.

"Not so good then?"

He sighed, shaking his head," She thinks that I'd made up that whole Kurt thing. Which gives me more reason to get back at him. You got the stuff?"

She started rooting through her bag, pulling out the bottle of self-tan. They moved over to the table full of Kurt's things, glancing at each of the bottles.

"How about his moisturiser. He uses that every day, and just on his face. It'll stand out more then," Rachel suggested, opening the both bottles. Puck helped, tipping out half of the contents of the moisturiser, and then filling it to the rim with the self tan. Replacing the cap, he shook the bottle vigorously to make sure that they mixed.

He then turned to the smirking Rachel," You think he'll notice the change?"

"We'll just have to wait and find out tomorrow."

Making sure that the room was exactly the way it was when they entered, Rachel and Puck swiftly made their way out.

"I hope you don't think that we're friends because of this," Puck stated bluntly, though Rachel just laughed.

"Of course not Noah."

"Hey guys, we're doing some karaoke," Mercedes appeared in front of them, a huge smile on her face," You coming?"

Rachel grinned, excitedly following the girl into Kurt's living room. Puck groaned to himself, unwillingly joined the rest of the glee club.

"Where've you been Rach?" Finn smiled over at her. She sat beside him, placing a small kiss to his lips,"I ended up being late since my dads got lost on the way here. Anyway, let's do some singing."

And they soon found themselves singing and dancing along with The Beatles as suggested by Artie. When it turned late, Kurt began to usher them all out of their house, claiming that he "needed at least an hour to complete his daily skin care."

At these words, Rachel and Puck glanced at each other, both nodded in the direction of their accomplices. Neither could wait until the next day.

"Do you want a ride home?" Rachel heard Finn say from next to her. With a smile, she nodded, wrapping her arm around his waist as he placed his along her shoulder.

As Finn drove, he would occasionally glance her way, sending her his dopey grin. He soon spoke, his gaze becoming quite intense," So, have you got any plans this weekend?"

"No..." she turned to face him, herself wearing a huge grin.

"Good, because I've bought us some tickets," he returned to watching the road.

Rachel perked up in her seat," For what?"

With a sheepish look on his face, he spoke," I can't say it. It looks foreign or something. But my mum said it's supposed to be a really sad but also good play."

Much to his surprise, Rachel knew exactly what he was talking about," You got us tickets for Les mis!"

"Is that how you say it?" he laughed.

"It's French," Rachel informed him," but that doesn't matter. All that matters is that you're the best boyfriend in the word!"

Leaning forward, she placed a kiss to his cheek, the joy evident on her face. Finn felt happy for being able to put it there. Again, the silence returned, though it was quite a comfortable one. However, Finn still felt the need o break it.

"You know what, Rach, I think you're being really mature about this whole thing."

"W-what whole thing?" she burrowed her brow in confusion.

"The one with Kurt and everything. I suppose I'd half expected you to do something, like, really big. Or at least shout at him for a while. Even you can admit that sometimes you're a bit ... dramatic."

She laughed nervously," I guess so, but like you said, I have decided not to be so childish and put this whole mess behind me."

Finn, being Finn, didn't realise that nearly every word was a lie.

"Well, here we are," he said, pulling into her drive. She climbed out of his car, walking over to his window, which had already been opened.

"See you tomorrow," she smiled, leaning in to kiss his sweet lips. He gave her a pleading look when she pulled away, making her let out a small laugh," My dads will literally drag me inside if I don't go in now."

He chuckled, stealing a quick kiss, pulling the car out of the drive way.

- The next day -

Puck had actually shown up to school early in order to see the effects of his brilliant plan. Well ... it was Rachel's idea, but he'd help pull it off. When he spied Quinn, he found himself walking towards her.

"No," she said before he even spoke.

"What? I didn't say anything," he frowned.

She gave him a death stare, slamming her locker shut," Just leave me alone Puck. Have I not made it blatantly clear that I don't want to talk to you?"

"I know. I know," he began," But I got you something."

There was a glimmer of interest in her eyes, which was instantly disguised by anger. He reached into his bag, pulling out the small baby top.

Quinn's eyes now widened," Puck! We are not keeping this baby. Do you know how much it hurts to get something like this."

She grabbed the small piece of clothing, throwing it in her locker, not letting Puck speak a single word," Now go away! Go and find your precious Rachel Berry!"

"I thought I told you about what happened. Kurt hypnotised me! Go and ask him yourself," he threw his hands in the air angrily.

"Yeah, sure he did, and I'm the Queen of England," she replied sarcastically.

From the corner of his eye, Puck saw Rachel making her way through the crowded hallway,"I, err, gotta go."

He heard Quinn mumbling to herself as he walked over to Rachel," You think it worked?"

A loud squeal cut off Rachel's words.

"Kurt! What did you do to your face?" Mercedes yelled from nearby. Rachel and Puck both turned around to face their creation. Kurt looked like he could kill, his entire face of the verge of bright orange.

"Nice tan," someone laughed as they walked past him.

"I think," Rachel paused from laughing so much," that it ... definitely worked. He looks like ... an ... umpa lumpa."

Puck couldn't help but break into a huge grin," I'd say that that's well deserved revenge. Not a bad idea Berry."

"Not a bad idea?" she smirked," have you seen him? I'm a genius!"

He had to agree with her. Kurt looked absolutely hilarious, especially when glaring at any other students who dared look his way. As he made his way towards them, they tried to act nonchalant, Puck leaning against the lockers whilst Rachel pretended to talk to him.

Once they could see that he was out of sight, they burst into laughter once more, each holding their sides.

"What are you laughing about?" Finn asked, now standing behind Rachel. She jumped a little, before realising that it was him," Oh, nothing."

He leaned down to kiss her," It was Kurt, wasn't it?"

She bit her lip, nodding, but Finn too broke out into a grin," You should have heard him scream this morning. I thought that he was dying. I have no idea how he managed to do that. I'm never going to use moisturiser. Ever!"

Rachel noticed that Puck seemed to have slipped away, but knew that he was in her first class. As she entered the class, now alone as Finn had Spanish, she dropped the note into his hand.

Stage one finished

Commence stage two : hair

Looking up, Puck nodded. Though any other communication was cut short as the teacher began talking.

-glee-

Kurt stood in the bathroom, Tina and Mercedes on either side, trying to help him cover up his obviously orange face. Nothing was working, and he was now panicked.

"How did you do this Kurt?" Tina asked, frantically fussing with the make up in her hand.

"How did I do this?" he cried," It wasn't me! I don't know who it was, but whoever did it will pay."

Mercedes frowned," But, who would do it? Not many people would sneak into your house..."

"Exactly! So, it must be someone from glee. You were the only people in my house yesterday, and it was yesterday when my things were tampered with. I will not rest until I find the culprits."

"Maybe you're over reacting," Mercedes tried to persuade him against it," Maybe you just used the wrong things Kurt... I do it all the time."

"I don't make mistakes," he snapped.

As he glared in the mirror, both girls knew that he would not let anyone get away with this.

What do you think? I kind of got the orange face part because one of my teachers at school actually has an orange face!

Reviews will be very appreciated! So, I want as many as possible.

Anddd, if you have any suggestions for any revenge ( from Puck and Rachel or from Kurt) then please tell me. I might use them in the story.