Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown or Red vs Blue. I only own my original Shen Gong Wu
As Meta, formerly known as Agent Maine of Project Freelancer, was pulled off of Sidewinder, he remembered the enhancement that he had stolen from Wyoming, The Temporal Distortion Unit. As he activated it, he felt a pulling sensation in his navel. As he saw his surroundings blur and mesh, he realised that he had no idea where or when he was going to end up. 'OH CRAP!' thought Maine as he finally tumbled out of the Time warp…
… Straight into a brick wall. As he finally got his balance, he was immediately knocked back down by a teenager with tanned skin, spiky brown hair and brown eyes, who was wearing a white hoodie, green jeans, white sneakers and a golden medallion around his neck.
"Out of my way!" screamed the kid as he ran down the street. In anger, Maine pursued, chasing the kid down the street with intent to get revenge. As he chased the kid, he saw two more people join the kid. One was a short girl with brown dreadlocks under a purple cap, wearing a black tank top and blue jeans with black sneakers. And the other was a large muscular blond man wearing a blue shirt, brown jeans, cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat with a strange lizard around his shoulder. As Maine followed the trio into a basketball court he saw one of the strangest sights ever.
'What. The. Hell.' Maine thought in deadpan. It was a tiny boy with yellow skin, a huge head and stereotypical urban clothes who was talking to a tall, skinny, grey skinned teen with red hair wearing a black trench coat, with black jeans and black boots. Basically an Emo. As the two strange individuals talked, they both grabbed what appeared to be a strange looking lizard tail along with a short black boy in a basketball uniform and a giant F****** Robot! As they yelled "Xiaolin Showdown!", the very world around him began changing. The area around them morphed into a court made of steel girders with a platform for the six not involved in the challenge, counting Maine, the strange lizard and what looked like a purple ghost wearing a mask. The other five noticed Maine and did the only thing they could. They all screamed in fright.
"Who are you?" screamed the girl. Maine ignored her in favour of looking at the scoreboard over the court. It seemed that the emo was about to win when the black boy passed the cheese boy a strange coin which caused the cheese boy to jump as high as Carolina would've and head-butt the ball, winning the game. After seeing that, Maine decided.
'I will have those items even if it kills me!' As he thought this, the scenery returned to normal with the cheese boy holding five of those strange items. A cloak, a pair of boots, the coin, a strange eyepiece and a lizard tail. With his decision made, Maine activated his camo and tackled the short boy and punched him in the face, knocking him unconscious. He gathered the strange items and using Carolinas super speed, bolted from the court and ran up to a nearby rooftop.