This is my first ever insert reader so go easy on me okay? You insert yourself, but you're a Time Lord not a human...This isn't based off of any of the episodes of Doctor Who just an idea I came up with in my head.

Chapter 1

"Oi! Handsome don't you do that!" I screamed at the Time Column of my Type 45 Mark III TARDIS. He groaned in response and I rolled my eyes. "Don't back talk me! We're headed to Earth!" As he resisted me, he pulled on the breaks, making that God awful squealing noise. I picked up the hammer that dangled off the control system and lightly smacked the control unit. I noticed he wasn't working quite the way he normally does and I circled around the other side of the control unit. He rocked me back and forth as he traveled through the time vortex and I sighed. "Do you want to refuel or not?" Soon the breaks shut off and I smiled in triumph as he began to cooperate. "Much better, handsome." I mumbled and we soon landed. I pulled on my white and blue striped shawl over my black camisole and laughed lightly as I saw where we landed. "Gillingham? Of all the cracks in the universe you decided to go to the one in Gillingham?" I questioned the air even though I knew I wouldn't get a response. I ran out of my sexy hunk of time machine and turned to look at it. I almost jumped in shock as I realized he was still a blue police box from the 1960's. "Aw don't tell me your chameleon circuit broke again love!" I exclaimed, smacking at the rectangular wooden box.

"Uh… Excuse me ma'am… Are you in need of assistance?" A deep, manly voice that sounded heavily like an American chimed in beside me and I jumped lightly. Had I been talking to my TARDIS out loud? Is that frowned upon? To yell at a box in public? Oops… I smiled lightly at the man and laughed lightly.

"No not really." I responded, looking into his bright green eyes.

"I hope you don't mind me asking but… Were you just yelling at a police box?" He asked and raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Yeah… But don't mind me! I'm just a cooky young lady with a big blue box!" I yelled and giggled lightly, hoping that pleading insanity would keep the interrogation at bay. The man chuckled lightly and shook his head at me.

"Well alright then," He responded and held out a hand, a slight smile on his face. "I suppose you don't watch American TV since you have no idea who I am?" He asked, raising a single brow.

"You supposed correctly." I admitted, shaking the young mans strong hand.

"I'm Zak Bagans. I'm the lead investigator of a show called Ghost Adventures." He announced, his ego showing in his voice. It was my turn to raise a brow as I tried to decide what to call myself… I figured it would be best to not go around announcing my Gallifreyan name or what I go by. "Are… you going to tell me your name?" Zak asked and my stomach did a mini-flip.

"Oh! Yeah... My name is _." I answered, spitting out a random name that came to mind. I figured it would fit for the time being and realized I was still holding the hand of this young man. I shook out my shiny _ hair and let it fall back into place as I stole my hand back. I glanced around him to see scarecrows moving towards us with robotic movements…. Scarecrows? In Gillingham? What time of the year is it?... September? That must mean the Harvest Festival is going on… but… Why are they pointing their instruments at us?... Wait… Are those? "Ah, bloody hell, get down!" I screamed, ducking and yanking Zak down to my level just as they fired their weapons. I signaled for him to stay put and pulled out my sonic _ ("weapon" of your choice), pointed it at them, and they instantly ceased fire. They soon started to back up then teleported before our eyes.

"What. Was. That?!" Zak screamed, looking at me with widened eyes.

"It's more like what were they… They're called Roboforms." I explained with a sigh. I made a start for the TARDIS when Zak moved in front of me.

"What the hell is a roboform?" He asked, raising his brows. I sighed and stopped walking.

"They are basically pilot fish of something worse to come." I explained, attempting to step around him.

"What is with you and this box?" He questioned.

"What is with you and questions?" I retorted. He went to speak and I shushed him then quickly dashed around him. My TARDIS gladly let me in and slammed the door behind me. I ran around the Time Column just in time to see a glimpse of Zak surrounded by roboforms. "Ah bloody hell.." I mumbled and quickly ran out of my TARDIS, sonic-ed the roboforms, and grabbed hold of Zak then yanked him into my TARDIS. "Can't leave you alone for five seconds can I?" I asked him, turning to see him looking around himself, completely speechless. "I know, bigger on the inside... I wouldn't recommend going out there to check things out though since you're apparently their target." I added, flipping the switch that started up my handsome TARDIS.

"But... How...?" Zak started and I chuckled.

"Never mind that! Let's go figure out who the host is!" I exclaimed as I turned a few knobs, pushed a few buttons, then smiled at Zak before I got Handsome moving. "You might want to hold on to something." I added, flipping one last switch before my TARDIS roared to life and we moved on to go check out the "hidden" spaceship amongst the stars.

"Wh... What's going on here?" Zak asked and I rolled my eyes.

"Again with the questions! C'mon live a little Zak! Stop asking and start doing!" I exclaimed as we came to a halt. "Alright let's see what we've got here..." I mumbled to myself and I realized there were a pair of eyes on me. I turned my head to see Zak staring at me intently.

"Who are you?"