Title: Everyone's After Naruto
Summary: Oh! Sakura I always knew you wanted me! Wait, you too Ino? And you and you and you !?! Something weird is going on in Konoha and Naruto is going to get to the bottom of it, or should I say the middle?
Sleeping in his apartment, the yellow haired young man laid in his mess of a bed, with his dog cap on, and snoring bubbles. Tap, Tap, Tap
"Naaarutooo," a calm mellow voice called out. The man sitting in window poked him in the head with a stick.
"Hey!" Naruto shot up out of bed pointing his finger at Kakashi.
"You really should wake up earlier Na-ru-to, we have a mission to go on, together."
"What are you talking about? Why did you say my name like that? And what do you mean "together"?" [Wow he actually noticed those details?]
"I mean… I Kakashi Hatake and you Naruto Uzamaki are going on a mission for Lady Hokage. So…Naru-chan… are you going to stop asking questions and get ready?" Kakashi said as he placed his right index finger under Naruto's chin and held the stick in his other hand over his left shoulder.
"AHH!" Thud. Naruto flew back off his bed having a total freak out. He landed on his back, hit his head on the floor, and his cap flew off. Kakashi jumped down from the window into Naruto's room and held out a hand to help him up.
"UH-UH! You're not touching me again! Kakashi Sensei!" Naruto yelled while scurrying backwards still on the floor.
"Well, ok if you say so." Kakashi said with a pout and jumped back out the window, "Just don't be late! Meet you and Sakura at the training grounds!"
"Ugh, that was really…..REALLY weird!" Naruto said to himself. He then proceeded to pick himself up off the floor of his apartment and go to the bathroom and change.
When Naruto reached the training grounds, he saw his sensei and Sakura both watching him make his entrance. They both had different looks on their faces. Kakashi looked slightly sad, one eye towards him, but he was facing the other way. Sakura had sparkles in her big green eyes. She was standing knees bent together and hands clasped together up to her heart.
"Hey Sakura!" Naruto waved to the pink haired girl. "So, what's the mission?" he directed this towards Kakashi.
"H-Hi Naruto," Sakura said sweetly to Naruto with a light blush on her face.
"The mission is… to find Lady Hokage's missing package."
"It was supposed to be delivered to her today but it's missing so we must go find it!" Sakura said excitedly, interrupting her sensei. [So rude]
"Anyways…" Kakashi continued, "We should split up. Naruto you should come with me, and Sakura on her own.
"What?!" Naruto and Sakura questioned simultaneously.
"Why can't Naruto come with me? Why does he have to go with you?" Sakura asked.
"Well... because, I'm the oldest and I said." Kakashi stated a matter of factly. [How childish]
"Well I'm going with Sakura, because I said, and I'm not an object, so I expect to not be treated like one!" Naruto demanded.
"Yay! Naruto's coming with me!" "hahaha I win!" Sakura ran away dragging Naruto with her in a direction away from Kakashi.
Kakashi thought to himself "Aaaw I wanted to be with Naruto. Oh well, mission first."
"Thanks for saving me Sakura," Naruto said with a grateful smile, once they were away from their teacher.
"Sure thing!" Sakura smiled bright and happily back at Naruto.
"Boy Kakashi Sensei sure has been acting weird today. He really freaked me out this morning! He came in my room and….Sakura what are you doing?" Naruto was rambling on until he noticed Sakura was really close to him making circles on his chest with her finger.
"So…now that we're away from him and… alone, what should we do?" Sakura stared at him dreamily.
"Uh…shouldn't we be looking for the package? I mean, we are on a mission…." Naruto said absentmindedly. Sakura ran her hand down his arm and was holding his hand and swinging it like a child.
"So you're saying you don't want to spend time with me? I thought…I thought you liked me?" she spoke with big puppy dog eyes that were completely, and I mean so irresistible that all the world would be mesmerized and start running into things and not even care!
"I-I-I Do! But I thought you didn't feel the same, I thought you like Sasuke-teme, and now all this…. Ooooh, wait, I get it, you do like me! I always knew it! Sakura-chan likes me! Yay!" Naruto started dancing around in circles clapping his hands, like one of those monkeys with cymbals.
"he's sooo cute!" Sakura thought to herself. She then grabbed on to him tightly. And Naruto stopped his dancing and began scratching the back of his head with a wide cheeky grin on his face.
"Oh Naruto you look sooo cute!" A blond haired girl exclaimed. She was floating over towards Naruto with love struck eyes, sparkles all around her, and drool starting slide down her mouth. She was reaching out to him and when she was a few feet away, she realized something. "Wait a minute! What are you doing here Sakura?" The blued eyed Ino questioned. Naruto looked at the girl questioningly.
Sakura was still clutching onto Naruto, she was behind him at first hiding from Ino like a scared puppy, but when she got too close… "Back off Ino-pig! Don't you dare come any closer to my Naruto-kun!
"Move it forehead! Who-ever said he was yours?!" Ino shouted.
"Well I was with him first, and besides he likes me," Sakura said as a matter of factly. At this point Naruto began to sneak away. "Oh no here they go, maybe I don't want Sakura to like me after all she's starting to get really scary!!!" Naruto thought to himself very panicked. Then he took off running before they would notice.
"Yeah, but I'm sure he'd rather be with someone who doesn't like Sasuke anymore, and who's prettier," Ino went on.
Sakura scoffed and rolled her eyes, "Wait, what did you say?!? I am so much prettier than you! And I'm so over Sasuke, since, like, this morning!" Sakura flailed her arms around in madness.
"Yeah right, in your dreams Sa-ku-ra."
"Why you…! I'm going to get you for that Ino!"
"Just face it Sakura, you know Naruto thinks that I'm much better looking than you. Right, Naruto?" She looked over and was stunned. (lines flashing around where he used to be standing a second ago)
"Suuure Ino, you should have seen when Naruto figured out that I like him, he was so happy, until you got here. Hey are you even listening to me!?" Sakura was beat red, glaring at Ino, but when she continued to stand there and notice Ino's expression… "Naruto?" Sakura looked where the blond was staring. (again there were flashing lines of where the yellow haired boy used to be).
The two stood there completely dumbfounded that he was nowhere in sight.
"Phew that was a close one!" Naruto was now on the other side of town walking casually. But, he was constantly checking behind him, then looking forward, and whistling, eyes constantly scanning his surroundings. "Boy, what's gotten into everyone today?" He stopped walking when he ran into something, or rather someone, and they both fell back on their butts. "Oye!"