This is just a silly fanfiction I wrote instead of writing another chapter of "Glad I Met You."
This is based off of my love of shipping every Bella with everyone. And truth be told, Lonald is literally the only TreblexBella ship I ship.
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Fat Amy was known for shipping the Bellas. Everyone knew she wasn't a lesbian but for some odd reason the only person she'd ever ship with a Treble was Lily, because Lonald was 'endgame' apparently.
After the end of one of her tales, Chloe couldn't hold it in any longer. "Amy, I know you have a list of all the ships for the Bellas, I need to know them." The rest of the girls looked between the Australian and redhead with confusion masking their faces, and the amount of need for that list was abundant throughout the girls.
The larger girl pulled a list out of her bra, shrugged when the looks across the room questioned it, and began to read. "Beca and Chloe, Bechloe. Beca and Aubrey, Mitchsen. Beca and Stacie, Steca. Beca and Jessica, Bessica, and my BROTP is Beca and Cynthia Rose." At the end of the list, Beca was pretty embarrassed but managed to fist bump CR when their names were called as "BROTP". "Oh" the australian continued. "That's just Beca's ships. The ones I didn't call are Jessica and Ashley, Jashley, Stacie and Aubrey, Staubrey, Chloe and Stacie, Chacie or Stoe, haven't decided, Denise and Cynthia Rose, Dynthia, Cynthia Rose and Stacie, Stynthia, Chloe and Aubrey, Chaubrey, and then there's Beca, Chloe, and Aubrey which is Triple Treble because who doesn't like alliterations, or ABC, which sounds cool, and Stacie, Beca, Chloe, and Aubrey who are called Bellas Squared."
All the girls faces showed amusement, horror, and red, mostly from Beca, Chloe and Aubrey. Stacie just shrugged and winked at the three girls she was commonly paired with. "Well." Chloe cleared her throat. "That's… interesting Fat Amy. I'm just surprised you didn't pair Lily with anyone."
"That's because her and Donald are endgame, and she's basically an Aro Ace." She paused, curiosity masking everyone except Lily who was nodding. "Ya know, Aromantic Asexual? I may not show it but I know more than gay and straight. Like Stacie's obviously Pansexual, Chloe bi, Aubrey either lesbian for her feminism or Pansexual or Panromantic, probably not choosey, and Beca, Cynthia Rose, and Denise are most likely lesbians. About Jessica and Ashley, I just thought they'd look cute together. Either lesbian or bi for either of them."
"How do you know all this?" Beca asked, both eyebrows raised in confusion.
"Lily and I talk about this all the time. She's quite chatty when you're all not here. We made this list like three weeks ago, we just add onto it whenever. Oh, and." She picked up the list again. "If Jessica and Ashley are both straight then they're my second BROTP." Jessica and Ashley smiled at each other, at least they weren't both forced into Fat Amy's hopeful wishing that every Bella was attracted to women.
And that was definitely not the last time someone asked about the list, because a few Bella's decided that maybe it was somewhat true and needed to know if the other felt the same way.
Bellas Squared anyone?