DISCLAIMER: I do not own D Gray Man. It belongs to the rightful owner, Katsura Hoshino.
Author's note: Hi everyone; this is my first fanfiction ever. First of all, I want to engrave this into everyone's head: BOOKMAN IS WAY OUT OF CHARACTER (LOL) so I am definately not smoking/snorting/drinking anything of the sort (LMAO)...well that's all I have to say I hope you get a good laugh because I did when I was writing it (LOL)..c:
It was a relaxing summer day, and Bookman was writing in an old history book when Lavi approached him.
"What are you doing, Panda?" he inquired.
"O-Oh! J-Just recording s-some history."
"Can I see?" asked Lavi, "Maybe I can help you out!"
"NO!" Bookman retorted, trying as discreetly as possible to hide his book from Lavi.
"Well, see ya then, Old Panda!" Lavi said and went off to play with his friends.
"(Phew...that was a close one..)" Bookman thought. "(Now... where was I...?)"
Dear Diary,
Is this love? Or is it just a foolish desire? All I can think about is his hot flesh and blood. I want him inside of me... I want to feel every single microscopic fiber of his being. I want to be him. I want him to be me. I want us to become one—one united entity. His delicious pink lips; his juicy white thighs; I just can't stand it! I need you! LAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIII!
Dear Diary,
I've just been kidnapped by none other than...the Millennium Earl!
"Tell me where they are! Where are those blasted exorcists?" He demanded. Something in me broke. I could never let that filthy scumbag touch my man. I couldn't control myself. I attacked him with every needle hidden on my fingers and even my toes, and... I did it! I actually defeated the Earl! Who knew it was that easy? I guess it's true...when all else fails, love will save the day!