ONCE ASUPON DAY THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL, MAGESTIC, GORGEOUSSES, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL,, MYSERIOUS, BEAIUTIFUL GORGEOUS TROLL NAME IVORY RAINBOW ANGEL KAWAII FLAMINGO SPARKLE VIVID PEEKABOO AND SHE WAS AS BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS AS A THING THAT IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS AND SHE WAS BRIGHTER THAN A TREE. SO ONE DAY SHE WAS WALKING DOWN THE SUPER KAWAII MARIASDKAJD OCEAN WHEN SUDENLUN RRYANS BRIAN MAN TWO STHOUSAND AND SIX MOTHERFUCKER BURSTS OUT OF AN OCTOPUS SYANIGN RAITNA YRTYAN RYAN RAYNsDF RANDNNNN AND THEN RYANS BRYIAN MAN WAS LIKE "HEY IVORY YOU STUPID FACE WHORE I HAVE KIDNAP YOUR ERIFADNA YOU BETTER COME GET HIM OR ELSE I AM GOING TO KILL HIM AND ALSO YOUR FAMILY?" "AHHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUIPPPPPP!" SHE BEAUTILYITY GASPED IN SHCOckK AS HE HELD UP THE KIDNAPP TIED UP ERIDANA, WHO THEN MADE A NOISE LIKE A FAX MACHINE WITH NOISES IN MORSE CODE THAT SEEMED TO BE SPELLING OUt "CALL THE POLICE" REPEATEDLY
THEN RYANS BRIAIEN MAN RETREAT BACK TO HIS SECRET LAIR WITH THE ERIDANS WHO WAS STILL MAKE A NOISE LIEK A FAX AMCHINE. IT WAS TUHEN UP TO IVOERY TO FIND SECRET LAIR AND RESCUE THE EIRDNAS BTU SHE WOULD NEED SOME HHELP FROM SOMEONE REALLY REALLY KAWAII BESIDDES HERESELF,SECOND MOST KAWAII in tHE WHOLE UNIVERSE O F FOREVERER ( A/N: FRUCUGINSG FIGHT ME ). SO THEREFORE SHE WENT TO SEEK THE KAKRATS. BURT WHEN SHE FAIND THE KARKRATS SHE FOUND HE HAD BEEN PREEMPTIVELY STAB TO DEATH AND THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE MOURNING THE LOSS OF SOMEONE SO MANY GALLONS OF KAWAII. BUT IVORY WAS LIKE "IT'SSSS OAKY MANS I CAN MAKE HIM NOT DEADDDDD" AND SO SHE SUMMONED ALL THE KAWAII AND GLITTER EVER AND S HE MAKE THAT KAKRIAT NOT DEAD NO MORE. AND SO KARKATS GOT UP THEN HE LIEK FUCKING TURNED TOWARD IVORY AND WAS LIKE " OH FUCK MY FUCKING GOD FUCKIGN FUCK I, FUCK IVORY, I..." THEN HE LIEK TOTEZ PASSIONATEDLY GAZE INTO HER BEAUTIFUL KAWAII EYES WITH HIS SLIGHTLY LESS BEAUTIFUL KAWAII EYES, WITH SO MUCH PASSION TO SEXILY KILL A HORSE. AND THEN TEHY KISS, BUT IVORY LISKE PUSH HIM AWAY AND LIKE "NO TEH AKRKAATS, I HAVE A ERIDASSN ALREADY I CANNTO BE MATESPRITTES 3IWTH YOU OKAAAYYYY?! ?!#!?1/1/1/1/1Q.1/21/.1/2.1/2.1" AND KAKRTAT CRIE BUT HE KNOW IT FOR THE BEST SO HE DO NOT CRY FOR TO LONG aFnd HE UNDERSTADNA AND HE SAYS a THING THAT GO LOIKE "AHHH FUCK UGHHHH FUCK I FUCKING FET IT LEATS JUST FUCKIGN GO ARLIGHT?"
AND THEN THEY WENT FOR TO REQEUCESCUE THE ERIDANA AND ERIDAN WAS STILL TIE UP IN THE EVIL LAIR ANDHE WAS BE TORTURED BY BEING HELD ABOVE A BUNCH OF ACDID AND HE WAS MAKING VERY NOT VERY HAPPY FAX MACHINE NOSIES AND MORSE CCODE THA WAS LIKE "HOWW WWILL I GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION" OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND SUDDEN IVORY RAINBOW ANGEL KAWAII FLAMINGO SPARKLE VIVID PEEKABOO AND THE KARKAT BURST THROUGH THE WALL AND KARKAT HURT HIS ELBOW BECAUSE HE WAS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO BURST THROUGH THE WALL BY HIMSELF BUT HE TRY TO DO IT ANYWAYS. HE WEERPED WREEPYL TEARS OF SORROW, AND KAWAII cRTYALSTIYING TIERS of LIEK UWWAHH TOTEZ POURED DOWN HIS BEUTIFUL KAWAII FACE. IVORY TOTEZ CARRESINSED HIS FACE HIN HER HANDS COMFORYTAINGLY. ALSO SHE FIX HIS ELBOW WITH TOTEZ KAWAII SPARKLE DESU. THEN RYAN BRIAN MAN WA ALL LIKE "YOU WILL NEVER RESCUE THE ERIDANS" AND HE BEGIN TO LOWER THE ERIDANS INTO THE ACIDE AND THE ERIDANS MADE LOUD TERRIBLY AFRAID FAX MACHINE NOIES.
TO BE CONTINUED I MEAN WILL THEY RESCUE THE ERIDNAS IN TIME THIS IS SO SUSPRISESFUL O.:
LIEK TOETEZ! I CANT LIEK FUCKING WAIT!